Figleaf23's definitions
The go fuck yourself doctrine states that anyone and everyone, WITH NO EXCEPTIONS WHATSOEVER, can go fuck themselves.
For example, the go fuck yourself doctrine states:
Oprah can go fuck herself.
Mother Theresa can go fuck herself.
Ghandi can go fuck himself.
50cent can go fuck himself.
Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill and Nelson Mandela and the Pope and Ayatollah Khameni can all go fuck themselves.
You can go fuck yourself.
I can go fuck myself.
God can go fuck itself.
Oprah can go fuck herself.
Mother Theresa can go fuck herself.
Ghandi can go fuck himself.
50cent can go fuck himself.
Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill and Nelson Mandela and the Pope and Ayatollah Khameni can all go fuck themselves.
You can go fuck yourself.
I can go fuck myself.
God can go fuck itself.
by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007
Get the go fuck yourself doctrinemug. plural of erotic art, qv.
Professor Sex says: The shakey shakey, Rite of Shiva, rusty trombone, throat job, flanjitsu, and cunt grab are all examples of the erotic arts.
by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009
Get the erotic artsmug. The process of divination using the medium of cogitation.
Cartomancy uses cards to tell the future, bibliomancy uses a book (often the Bible), geomancy uses earth and stones. Intellimancy is the same, except your mind is your oracle.
Cartomancy uses cards to tell the future, bibliomancy uses a book (often the Bible), geomancy uses earth and stones. Intellimancy is the same, except your mind is your oracle.
by Figleaf23 August 14, 2011
Get the intellimancymug. Political scandals such as the in-and-out scheme and the Cadman affair led people to dub the Prime Minister the "Nixon of the North".
by Figleaf23 December 23, 2008
Get the Nixon of the Northmug. an expression used in leet speak to indicate one's own low intelligence,
which means, literally, "I'm a dumbass".
which means, literally, "I'm a dumbass".
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
Get the xorzmug. The stage of life at which, no longer nice and open-minded and not yet kind and wise, a human female believes she is prettier and smarter than she really is and deserves more than she's got, and is at her most intolerable. A woman's late twenties are often marked by the beginning or ending of an unwise marriage and a tendency to inflict maximum harm on all around her.
Man: I hear you're seeing someone. How old is she?
Boy: Yes, she's twenty-eight.
Man: Late twenties! You poor SOB. Just remember, whatever happens, it's not your fault.
Boy: Yes, she's twenty-eight.
Man: Late twenties! You poor SOB. Just remember, whatever happens, it's not your fault.
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
Get the late twentiesmug. by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
Get the braymug.