Figleaf23's definitions

keystroker

someone who masturbates at their computer keyboard

Example for 'keystroker':

"Anyone leet is a keystroking fucktard."

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

leet

1. adj. the pathetic self-aggandizing term used by a sorry bunch of keystrokers to describe themselves. From 'elite'.

2. n. a lame-ass inefficient way for fucktards to semi- communicate, using a keyboard.

Fuck leet.

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by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Bavarian fire-drill

A type of prank or social psychology experiment. The prankster or experimenter acts out a false authority to induce nearby unsuspecting subjects to go along with one or more pointless activities.

In The Illuminatus Trilogy (novels by Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea), character Simon Moon carries out a Bavarian fire-drill.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

shit-gun

v. an act of character assassination

n. a method of character assassination

Karl Rove shit-gunned John Kerry (and a whole lot of other people too).

by Figleaf23 August 8, 2007

egg roll

a poorly rolled joint, fat in the middle and thin at both ends.

Brandon tried to spin up a couple of quick doobs, but wound up with two shitty egg rolls and shake everywhere.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

late twenties

The stage of life at which, no longer nice and open-minded and not yet kind and wise, a human female believes she is prettier and smarter than she really is and deserves more than she's got, and is at her most intolerable. A woman's late twenties are often marked by the beginning or ending of an unwise marriage and a tendency to inflict maximum harm on all around her.

Man: I hear you're seeing someone. How old is she?
Boy: Yes, she's twenty-eight.
Man: Late twenties! You poor SOB. Just remember, whatever happens, it's not your fault.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

koan

a parable combined with a riddle, most commonly associated with the teaching of Zen buddhism. A koan confronts the student with a seemingly impenetrable question which is only resolved when through acheiving a deeper understanding of the philosophical point being taught.

One of the most famous koans is "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"

by Figleaf23 December 9, 2008