122 definitions by Figleaf23

frittata

1. A type of omelette made with Mexican flavorings

2. Being permitted to view or touch a woman's breasts without having to pay -- i.e. free tatas.

Mmmmm everyone looooves frittatas!

by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009

shakey shakey

a completely non-violent erotic art performed by placing a wet palm or fingers firmly on the clitoral area and giggling the hand as quickly as possible.

Dude, when I gave Karen the shakey shakey last night she was more than willing to swallow my man meat.

by Figleaf23 August 5, 2007

degrassi

a ludicrous, overwrought, badly written, lamely acted television show about a bunch of stupid irrelevant teens and their screwed-up implausible lives.

Degrassi was ripped off from an equally bad show in the '80s called Degrassi Street.

by Figleaf23 December 5, 2007

speak into the microphone

a phrase used by a man to focus a partner's attention on performing oral sex.

After they got naked, Sally went on talking and chatting for some time. Eventually, Sam had to ask her to speak into the microphone.

by Figleaf23 August 27, 2007

webcam dance video

a video clip recorded on a webcam of (almost always) a chick dancing in front of her computer

There are probably thousands of webcam dance videos on YouTube.

by Figleaf23 September 4, 2007

mulroney

Canadian word for a liar, cheat, or thief.

Bob: Alright, who took my underwear and sold them on the internet?

Doug: I dunno, mulroney?

by Figleaf23 March 4, 2010

tits up in the gutter

Passed out in the street, typically from drunkeness or similar causes.

After his 16th beer, Freddie ended up tits up in the gutter.

by Figleaf23 June 15, 2007