Figleaf23's definitions

trifecta

1. a horse-race betting combination wherein you pick three horses to win, place, and show. A difficult bet to win, with long odds and high returns.

2. Something President Bush said when a combination of three threats appeared and turned his popularity rating around in the 2001-2002 period.

Bush said "I hit the trifecta."

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

pisshap

a lesser form of pissaster

A pisshap is bad enough, but watch out for pissasters.

by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009

shit-gun

v. an act of character assassination

n. a method of character assassination

Karl Rove shit-gunned John Kerry (and a whole lot of other people too).

by Figleaf23 August 8, 2007

'roid monster

Short for steriod monster. Someone whose overuse of steroids renders them notably different from the human norm in some respect(s). Typical characteristics include: huge gnarled muscles, bad temper, irritability, leathery skin, grotesqueness of features, puffy, constipated, pain when urinating.

The 'roid monster snarled at all who approached as he stood wimpering at the urinal.

by Figleaf23 August 15, 2007

intellimancy

The process of divination using the medium of cogitation.

Cartomancy uses cards to tell the future, bibliomancy uses a book (often the Bible), geomancy uses earth and stones. Intellimancy is the same, except your mind is your oracle.

For an example of the process of intellimancy see the definition of honkey.

by Figleaf23 August 14, 2011

go fuck yourself doctrine

The go fuck yourself doctrine states that anyone and everyone, WITH NO EXCEPTIONS WHATSOEVER, can go fuck themselves.

For example, the go fuck yourself doctrine states:

Oprah can go fuck herself.

Mother Theresa can go fuck herself.

Ghandi can go fuck himself.

50cent can go fuck himself.

Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill and Nelson Mandela and the Pope and Ayatollah Khameni can all go fuck themselves.

You can go fuck yourself.

I can go fuck myself.

God can go fuck itself.

by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007

Nixon of the North

nickname for former Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper

Political scandals such as the in-and-out scheme and the Cadman affair led people to dub the Prime Minister the "Nixon of the North".

by Figleaf23 December 23, 2008