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To Mega Therion

Aleister Crowley styled himself as 'To Mega Therion', meaning 'The Great Beast'.
by Figleaf23 October 3, 2007
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honkey

derogatory noun for a white person

Several definitions provided for honkey/honky can be reconciled considering the likely subversive evolution of this term. The African slave pidgin term 'xong' for red ears is the deep origin. (The ring of truth for how white ears behave under the African sun is almost ineluctible.)

'Red-ears/honk-ears' would emerge immediately into slave's cant upon arrival to America, eventually morphing into 'honky/honkey'.

Definitions involving geese-voices or horse-donkeys are probably spontaneous inventions of users unaware of the word's original meaning. Through this process, by the time automobiles became popular 'honkey' had already become more a derogatory adjective/adverb for anything white rather than a noun for a white person -- white music = honkey music, white attituded = honkey attitude etc. Use of car horns to call prostitutes represented the first time blacks publicly applied the term to white people, much amused by whitey's failure to grasp that its real meaning was everything uptight, false, crappy, etc. whitey had ever done to black people. And now the term had the added richness of incorporating sexual inadequacy to the list of honkey attributes (premised on the prostitutes' experience with their white clients.)

So, basically, when used in its full epithetical sense, 'honkey' means a shitty human being with a small dick that doesn't work.
Bill O'Reilly is a honkey.

'Loogit Bill O'Reilly, flappin' dem bigass honkey-red ears!'
by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009
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palfrey

medieval term for a light riding horse, as compared to the heavy war horse or destrier
We rode our palfreys to the tournament, then rode our destriers in the joust.
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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Argonian

little known term for a dipshit
by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007
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Smith and Wesson

the two best friends to bring to any kind of fight.
Cop: "Watch your step, perp."
Perp: "Oh yeah? Who's gonna make me?"
Cop: "Me and Smith and Wesson."
by Figleaf23 July 20, 2008
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throat job

an erotic art in oral sex wherein the primary stimulation of the penis is accomplished with the fellatrix's throat rather than the lips or tongue.

Key signs that a throat job is in progress are the depth the penis is accepted into the mouth, and the lips are often open rather than closed around the shaft.
Student X: Is a throat job the same as a throat fuck?

Professor Sex: Not exactly. While in some cases there may be little practical difference, a throat job can occur without the recipient doing any thrusting motions typically involved in a throat fuck.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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patriotic United Statesians who persistly sacrifice themselves and their families on the altar of right wing ideology
Red (neck), White (trash) and Blue (collar) -- people who elect Republicans to ruin their lives.
by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009
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