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Political scandals such as the in-and-out scheme and the Cadman affair led people to dub the Prime Minister the "Nixon of the North".
by Figleaf23 December 23, 2008
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Get the keystroker mug.a girl who works in a flower shop. Flower shop girls are known to be some of the nicest friendliest girls around.
I was buying some flowers the other day, and the girl in the shop was extremely friendly and nice. Everyone should get to know a flower shop girl.
by Figleaf23 September 9, 2007
Get the flower shop girl mug.an expression used in leet speak to indicate one's own low intelligence,
which means, literally, "I'm a dumbass".
which means, literally, "I'm a dumbass".
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
Get the xorz mug.The stage of life at which, no longer nice and open-minded and not yet kind and wise, a human female believes she is prettier and smarter than she really is and deserves more than she's got, and is at her most intolerable. A woman's late twenties are often marked by the beginning or ending of an unwise marriage and a tendency to inflict maximum harm on all around her.
Man: I hear you're seeing someone. How old is she?
Boy: Yes, she's twenty-eight.
Man: Late twenties! You poor SOB. Just remember, whatever happens, it's not your fault.
Boy: Yes, she's twenty-eight.
Man: Late twenties! You poor SOB. Just remember, whatever happens, it's not your fault.
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
Get the late twenties mug.The expression 'mountbattened' comes from Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas George Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma, who was a British statesman and an uncle of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. He was assassinated in 1979 by the Provisional Irish Republican Army, who planted a bomb in his boat -- they mountbattened him.
by Figleaf23 September 5, 2007
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