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an unfortunately coarse term for the totally non-violent erotic art of inserting one or more fingers into a woman's vagina and then gently closing the hand a few degrees so the palm can stimulate the clitoral area. Very pleasurable for the recipient if done correctly. Done with either the thumb or fingers, depending on your respective directions/facing.
Synonym: box grab
Contrast: pussy-grab
Synonym: box grab
Contrast: pussy-grab
Guy: So dude, d'ja hookup at the party?
Other Guy: Word, dude. I made out with Becky for a while and when I got her panties off I gave her the cunt grab. After a few minutes of that she let me do anything I wanted.
Other Guy: Word, dude. I made out with Becky for a while and when I got her panties off I gave her the cunt grab. After a few minutes of that she let me do anything I wanted.
by Figleaf23 August 12, 2007
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Police Officer: Do you realize you were going 100 in a 50 zone?
Rich Drunk: Sorry, officer, but I'm BOMBED!
Police Officer: Oh, okay sir. Drive carefully.
Rich Drunk: Sorry, officer, but I'm BOMBED!
Police Officer: Oh, okay sir. Drive carefully.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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Originally an acronym for the status of inmates sent to Australia: 'Prisoner of Mother England'.
At first used by the English to describe Australians (as anyone Australian must, obviously, have come from prison), now in a strange refersal used by Australians to designate anyone from England.
Originally an acronym for the status of inmates sent to Australia: 'Prisoner of Mother England'.
At first used by the English to describe Australians (as anyone Australian must, obviously, have come from prison), now in a strange refersal used by Australians to designate anyone from England.
"Oid loik ta waelcum tha pome baastud ta god's awn eu-uth, and ta remoind him we deown't loik stack-ap sticky beeks reound hee."
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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by Figleaf23 September 9, 2007
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Get the smart drinks mug.1. A medieval contest of arms wherein two knights, each armed with a lance and mounted on his noble destrier, ride hellbent at one another with the objective of poking the other fellow with the tip of their lance.
2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice.
2. When two men make simultaneous sexual entry into the same orifice.
by Figleaf23 January 20, 2009
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2. Anyone who destroys extremely difficult or challenging opponents or problems.
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1. Having killed Tiamat, the squad became known as The Dragonslayers.
2. This situation is beyond our ability to endure or solve -- we need a dragonslayer.
2. This situation is beyond our ability to endure or solve -- we need a dragonslayer.
by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008
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