Figleaf23's definitions

Nixon of the North

nickname for former Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper

Political scandals such as the in-and-out scheme and the Cadman affair led people to dub the Prime Minister the "Nixon of the North".

by Figleaf23 December 23, 2008

keystroker

someone who masturbates at their computer keyboard

Example for 'keystroker':

"Anyone leet is a keystroking fucktard."

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Temple of Venus

vagina, quiff, quim, pussy, yoni

Compare: Temple of Sodom

Sexual intercourse occurs when a Lingam is inserted in the Temple of Venus.

by Figleaf23 January 3, 2009

PNAC

Project for a New American Century

a MOSSAD puppet organization with the mission of harnessing U.S. military power to the service of Likudist interests in the government of Israel

What did the U.S. get out of PNAC manipulating us into a pointless illegal war in the Middle East?

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

habberdashery

men's clothing store

I needed a new tie, so I went to a habberdashery and spoke to the habberdasher. Meanwhile, my wife needed a new hat, so she went to the milinery.

by Figleaf23 June 2, 2007

balloon dance

A burlesque performance involving a dancer garbed in an outfit comprised of balloons. As the dance proceeds, audience members are invited to pop the balloons, eventually revealing the dancer's nudity

We watched the balloon dancer for a while, and eventually discovered she was not a natural blond.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

testilying

telling lies under oath; standard operating procedure for police officers acting as witnesses in trials.

See also: perjury

The story the cops gave was so ridiculous that everyone except the judge knew they were testilying.

by Figleaf23 February 26, 2009