Figleaf23's definitions

tory bastard

1. a tory,

2. member of the Conservative Party in parliamentary government systems.

Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper is a tory bastard.

Prime Minister of Canada Stephen Harper is a tory bastard.

by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009

Smith and Wesson

the two best friends to bring to any kind of fight.

Cop: "Watch your step, perp."
Perp: "Oh yeah? Who's gonna make me?"
Cop: "Me and Smith and Wesson."

by Figleaf23 July 20, 2008

Red (neck), White (trash) and Blue (collar)

patriotic United Statesians who persistly sacrifice themselves and their families on the altar of right wing ideology

Red (neck), White (trash) and Blue (collar) -- people who elect Republicans to ruin their lives.

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

flanjitsu

a sexual technique involving flexion of the vagina to increase stimulation of the penis during intercourse.

An erotic art.

Pete loved it when Marsha used her flanjitsu on him.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

Kennedy, Anthony

Anthony Kennedy, judge of the United States Supreme Court, conspirator in a judicial coup d'etat that subverted American democracy by appointing G.W. Bush to the presidency in 2000.

See: Bush v. Gore, 531 U.S. (2000)

Republican-appointed judges William Rehnquist, Sandra Day O'Connor, Clarence Thomas, Anthony Kennedy (Kennedy, Anthony), and Antonin Scalia are all to blame.

by Figleaf23 September 14, 2007

cockpunch

A blow struck by a penis (typically in the face), usually in connection to the act of fellatio.

Last night when Debbie was about to suck me, she missed, and got cockpunched instead and ended up with a fat lip.

by Figleaf23 July 16, 2007

hodge-podge

1. a muddled-together bunch of stuff

2. a dialectical concept in Discordianism that posits that the tendency for restriction and control in society is matched proportionately by a counter-resulting tendency for chaos and randomness, and vice-versa

1. When Jaydon's father told him to clean out the attic, he couldn't believe the hodge-podge of old crap up there.

2. 'Flapper' culture of the 1920s can be considered an example of Discordian hodge-podge.

by Figleaf23 January 20, 2009