Figleaf23's definitions

egg roll

a poorly rolled joint, fat in the middle and thin at both ends.

Brandon tried to spin up a couple of quick doobs, but wound up with two shitty egg rolls and shake everywhere.

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Temple of Venus

vagina, quiff, quim, pussy, yoni

Compare: Temple of Sodom

Sexual intercourse occurs when a Lingam is inserted in the Temple of Venus.

by Figleaf23 January 3, 2009

PNAC

Project for a New American Century

a MOSSAD puppet organization with the mission of harnessing U.S. military power to the service of Likudist interests in the government of Israel

What did the U.S. get out of PNAC manipulating us into a pointless illegal war in the Middle East?

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

Republiqueer

a rightwing homosexual

Believe it or not, there are apparently some Republiqueers who oppose gay rights.

by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009

erotic arts

plural of erotic art, qv.

Professor Sex says: The shakey shakey, Rite of Shiva, rusty trombone, throat job, flanjitsu, and cunt grab are all examples of the erotic arts.

by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009

drain the snake

Urinate (in reference to the possessor of a penis)

Usually when you wake up in the morning, the first thing you need to do is drain the snake.

by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008

BAMF!

the sound effect made by the superhero Nightcrawler (from Marvel Comics' X-Men) when he teleports

*BAMF!*
Hey, look, Nightcrawler just popped in.

by Figleaf23 January 3, 2009