Figleaf23's definitions

inverted heart syndrome

a condition that can occur when a person who is bent over, or in any awkward position, sneezes, coughs, hiccups, and belches all at the same time, causing the heart to flip over inside the chest cavity.

The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.

Do NOT move the victim.

Desmond was weak and shaky for days after he had that spell of inverted heart syndrome.

by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009

black bloc

rightwing pissants, police cadet wannabes and neo-nazi skinheads who pose as anarchists and smash up stuff at protests in order to justify security crackdowns, roughly the same political agenda as the blackshirts and brownshirts of the 1930s.

If the black bloc weren't pissants, they'd do their thing on their own, rather than during peaceful demonstrations.

At summit conferences in Genoa, Pittsburgh, and Toronto, the 'black bloc' was abetted by police.

by Figleaf23 July 7, 2010

intellimancy

The process of divination using the medium of cogitation.

Cartomancy uses cards to tell the future, bibliomancy uses a book (often the Bible), geomancy uses earth and stones. Intellimancy is the same, except your mind is your oracle.

For an example of the process of intellimancy see the definition of honkey.

by Figleaf23 August 14, 2011

fuckaroo!

An exclamatory interjection.

Did you see that video on YouTube? Fuckaroo! It was amazing.

by Figleaf23 July 13, 2007

dragonslayer

1. The honorary title of a person who has killed a dragon, or whose profession is the extermination of dragons.

2. Anyone who destroys extremely difficult or challenging opponents or problems.

1. Having killed Tiamat, the squad became known as The Dragonslayers.

2. This situation is beyond our ability to endure or solve -- we need a dragonslayer.

by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008

tits up in the gutter

Passed out in the street, typically from drunkeness or similar causes.

After his 16th beer, Freddie ended up tits up in the gutter.

by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008

drain the snake

Urinate (in reference to the possessor of a penis)

Usually when you wake up in the morning, the first thing you need to do is drain the snake.

by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008