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cutman

the guy in a boxer's corner who treats his cuts between rounds
Fighters say Chuck is the best cutman in the business.
by Figleaf23 December 31, 2007
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Republiqueer

a rightwing homosexual
Believe it or not, there are apparently some Republiqueers who oppose gay rights.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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destrier

the large heavy warhorse that knights rode into battle or for a joust. It had to be large and heavy to carry a fully armored man.

Contrast: palfrey
When getting medieval on someone's ass, King Henry always rode his favorite destrier.
by Figleaf23 January 15, 2009
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Nixon of the North

nickname for former Prime Minister of Canada, Stephen Harper
Political scandals such as the in-and-out scheme and the Cadman affair led people to dub the Prime Minister the "Nixon of the North".
by Figleaf23 December 23, 2008
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bray

the sound made by mules, onagers, right-wingers, donkeys and other members of the jackass family
The mule brayed in protest when urged to a trot.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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xorz

an expression used in leet speak to indicate one's own low intelligence,
which means, literally, "I'm a dumbass".
"|_| 5uxorz n00b" means:

You suck I'm a dumbass noob.
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
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late twenties

The stage of life at which, no longer nice and open-minded and not yet kind and wise, a human female believes she is prettier and smarter than she really is and deserves more than she's got, and is at her most intolerable. A woman's late twenties are often marked by the beginning or ending of an unwise marriage and a tendency to inflict maximum harm on all around her.
Man: I hear you're seeing someone. How old is she?
Boy: Yes, she's twenty-eight.
Man: Late twenties! You poor SOB. Just remember, whatever happens, it's not your fault.
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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