Figleaf23's definitions

pisshap

a lesser form of pissaster

A pisshap is bad enough, but watch out for pissasters.

by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009

Fantastic Four

a group of superheroes whose adventures are chronicled in Marvel Comics. Somewhat cheesy, but considered innovative at one time.

They are:

-Mr. Fantasic (alias genius inventor Reed Richards) has a rubbery stretchable body

-Invisible Woman (alias Susan Storm) is able to become invisible and project invisible force fields

-The Thing (alias test pilot, and one of life's greater losers, Ben Grimm)has incredible strength and a hard rocky protective surface all over his body

-The Human Torch (alias Johnny Storm) able to activate a sheath of flames around his body, allowing flight and various heat powers

Fanboy: Galactus is the Fantastic Four's worst enemy.
Fangirl: Pffft! No way, it's Doctor Doom, dude.

by Figleaf23 August 11, 2007

pro wrestling

a bizarre form of entertainment product where 'roid monsters and bull queers pose, posture and shout emptyheaded inanities, and once in a while pretend to deliver savage acrobatic beatings to eachother. The beatings are in fact a series of highly stylized stage-fighting stunts.

How pro wrestling gets any audience is one of the great mysteries.

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

drain the snake

Urinate (in reference to the possessor of a penis)

Usually when you wake up in the morning, the first thing you need to do is drain the snake.

by Figleaf23 December 29, 2008

trifecta

1. a horse-race betting combination wherein you pick three horses to win, place, and show. A difficult bet to win, with long odds and high returns.

2. Something President Bush said when a combination of three threats appeared and turned his popularity rating around in the 2001-2002 period.

Bush said "I hit the trifecta."

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009

BAMF!

the sound effect made by the superhero Nightcrawler (from Marvel Comics' X-Men) when he teleports

*BAMF!*
Hey, look, Nightcrawler just popped in.

by Figleaf23 January 3, 2009

shit-gun

v. an act of character assassination

n. a method of character assassination

Karl Rove shit-gunned John Kerry (and a whole lot of other people too).

by Figleaf23 August 8, 2007