Definitions by Figleaf23
cockpunch
Last night when Debbie was about to suck me, she missed, and got cockpunched instead and ended up with a fat lip.
fuckaroo!
habberdashery
I needed a new tie, so I went to a habberdashery and spoke to the habberdasher. Meanwhile, my wife needed a new hat, so she went to the milinery.
habberdashery by Figleaf23 June 2, 2007