Figleaf23's definitions

caber toss

a scottish contest in which the objective is to lift large vertical tree trunk and then toss it, flipping it so that it lands on its other end. The objective is not distance, but rather to make it land as upright as possible.

With the drone of the pipes firing his blood, Angus made a perfect caber toss, winning the highland games.

by Figleaf23 January 3, 2009

keystroker

someone who masturbates at their computer keyboard

Example for 'keystroker':

"Anyone leet is a keystroking fucktard."

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

speak into the microphone

a phrase used by a man to focus a partner's attention on performing oral sex.

After they got naked, Sally went on talking and chatting for some time. Eventually, Sam had to ask her to speak into the microphone.

by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009