Fez's definitions

bag

1-Some ones school bag
2-Someones shite bag
3-A plastic bag

1-"Lol look at that suckers school bag"
2-"-fart-Ops My bag"
3-"wtf u gotta buy lidls plastic carrier bags!"

by Fez October 14, 2004

Dyfrig

A hump backed man named Dyfrig, He hangs around the pier and plays on the slot machines. He has a scar on his head from head butting the slot machine when he lost.

Me-"allright dyfrig, how is your back"
Dyfrig-"Im ok pal, my back is sore i have to rub lotion on it"
Me-"(sings) Back up back up"

by Fez October 13, 2004

Shnizzle

Shnizzle is a type of noodle

Waiter-"what would you like for tea sir?"
Me-"Can u please slap some Shnizzle on a plate"

by Fez October 13, 2004

john brey

Cockney rhyming slang for a ashtray.

"can you please pass me the john brey, I need a smoke n sup"

by Fez November 26, 2007

Coneys

Big tits that look like pine cones (pyramid shape), Aiman and Joshking have these

Aiman-"Feel my Coneys"
Joshking-"I will, if u feel my coneys"

by Fez October 13, 2004

grouchy

Tending to complain or grumble; peevish or grumpy.

feelin grouchy today

by Fez May 13, 2005

carpet

1-Flying carpet
2-Floor carpet
3-Car pet

1-"omg that guy has a flying carpet!"
2-"omg such a dirty carpet
3-"ooo a car pet"

by Fez January 18, 2007