Big Papi

Big, kick-ass red sox player. Real name is David Ortiz.

Big Papi made them Yankees look like dumb assholes.

by Fetus Bomber November 05, 2004

Mayonaise Pumper

Someone who likes to suck on mens penises.

Oh my god Anthony is a mayonaise pumper! Eeewwww....

by Fetus Bomber November 05, 2004

Seth MacFarlane

A kick-ass guy who created the cartoons "Family Guy" and "American Dad" (which is coming soon).

Seth MacFarlane's cartoons own all other cartoons.

by Fetus Bomber November 03, 2004

Stairway To Heaven

A song made by Led Zeppelin that is and always will be the greatest song.

I can't stop listening to Stairway To Heaven because it is so good!

by Fetus Bomber November 04, 2004

Nu-cu-lar

George Bush's way of saying the word nuclear.

Oh no, not another nu-cu-lar missle attack!

by Fetus Bomber November 05, 2004

Cunt spoon

A spoon that a woman puts under her vagina during her period so the blood doesn't pour all over the floor.

I bought my mom a cunt spoon for her birthday because i knew her 28 day cycle had started.

by Fetus Bomber November 03, 2004

Salty Jelly

1. Another word for semen.
2. Jelly with salt in it.

I got my salty jelly all over this bitch's face!

Oh no, now that the jelly is salty jelly, it wont taste as good.

by Fetus Bomber November 05, 2004