Raising Cane's

Where Christians eat on Sunday's because Chick-Fil-A is closed.

Christian 1: Dude, let's go get some chicken after church!
Christian 2: We can't. Remember, it's Sunday; Chick-Fil-A is closed.
Christian 1: No, it's all good! We can go to Raising Cane's.
Christian 2: Oh yeah! Praise Jesus!

by FegelFatso November 13, 2016

The Black Death

La Toya Jackson...

Kyle: Hey Chef! Do you know where “shit” comes from... we think it’s associated with The Black Death!

Chef: Oh no children! The Black Death! La Toya Jackson!

by FegelFatso January 16, 2020

Happy Ending

When you get a free egg roll at the end of your massage.

Masseuse: You get free egg roll! Happy Ending

by FegelFatso May 28, 2018

Choke Artist

See also San Jose Sharks.

The San Jose Sharks are up 3-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals! But their such Choke Artists that they will still probably lose!

by FegelFatso April 20, 2018

Cheese

An official love language. You give me cheese, and I’ll marry you!

Did you hear about the guy who gifted his date a 12 kg wheel of cheese? Yeah, they married right afterwards!

by FegelFatso May 19, 2022

menace reset

To throw up after drinking a lot, specifically in order to drink more.

Jason: Blood! You gotta try this whiskey.
Renae: Heck yeah! But I’m pretty drunk, so let me go do a Menace reset and then I’ll try it!

by FegelFatso November 20, 2018

Boeing 737 MAX

A flying death trap. The “crashiest” plane since the DC-10

Henry: Dude! I’m flying from LA to Hawaii on Southwest

Angie: How’s that possible? Doesn’t Southwest only use 737’s?

Henry: Yeah, but this is a Boeing 737 MAX! Longer Range!!!

Angie: Uh... um... Okaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy... have you finalized your Will yet? What flowers do you want at your funeral?

by FegelFatso March 15, 2019