Fatass's definitions

red neck

1.White people who come from the deep south or just about any rural area. 2.Usually turned on by their kin and have low standards of living.

1.see Jeff Foxworthy routines.
2."Shake it, sis!"

by Fatass February 13, 2003

dildo

a fake penis used by women and men who like to take it up the ass.
Usually made to be much larger than a normal penis.

Carla shrieked and threw down her mother's purse in disgust after finding a dildo in there

by Fatass February 25, 2003

bastardization

1.The act of severely screwing something up.
2. The reduction of one's status due to that person's retarded act.

1. "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga." <thank you, unknown source for the use of your quote>(2.)

by Fatass February 12, 2003

nutmonkey

a stupid asshole

What a nutmonkey!

by fatass February 22, 2003

nutmonkey

Disregard this definition. . . we have an imposter of the great Fatass!!

Pick your own goddamn name, loser/fatbody.

by Fatass February 24, 2003

holy shit

1.God's poop
2.An expression yelled at something bad and/or surprising

1.If God ever took a dump, I guess it would be holy
2."Holy shit! Those drugs came out of nowhere, officer. You know more about them than me."

by Fatass February 18, 2003

fug

A mispronunciation of fuck, usually when the fuck is said halfheartedly and trails off near the end of the fuck

Yo that crazy bitch is on the phone again

Ah, fug her. I want some pizza

by Fatass December 23, 2004