Fatass's definitions

carpet

the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.

"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."

by Fatass February 13, 2003

Squable

An act in which you beat the crap out of someone named Shawn Murphy.

I just squabled that loser, and now he wants more.

by Fatass October 20, 2003

Boobaloo

An Extremely retarded coincidence.

You finding the definition to Boobaloo

by Fatass May 13, 2005

dome up

to dome up a person is to give him a blowjob. "Dome" refers to the shape of the mouth of the person doming up a guy over the cock of the guy receiving dome. .

Did you hear Shirley domed up Jack at the party last weekend?

by Fatass December 23, 2004

nuke

1.to cook in the microwave (which is a great way to dry the dog, try it!)
2.a nuclear explosive
A.a means of keeping the japanese in line
B.a way to turn the Middle East into a giant glass parking lot.

"Im gonna nuke this hot pocket."
"We're gonna nuke yo' asses back to the stone age."- President George W. Bush (shrub)

by Fatass February 13, 2003

mature

1.Content that is to be kept away from anyone under 18 at all costs.
2.In porn, pictures of nasty old ladies naked.

1.Rated M for mature because someone says "shit" and a person gets punched in front of a stripper bar in the background.
2.Tight young INTELLIGENT virgin pussies at matureladies.com. . .sucker!

by Fatass February 12, 2003

shh its ok

a common phrase used after your parents are heard walking by your room while you are in "the act".

CREEK...CREEK
"Whoa, what was that?!"
"Shh its ok."

by Fatass February 13, 2003