Fatass's definitions

rap

1.A weak attempt at music...or poetry...or something...Anyway, it consists of some guy bitchin and moaning about life while another guy makes a 1st grade level beat in the background
2.Absolute proof of the degeneration of our culture.

"Wow, is this depressing poetry or what?"
"No, it sucks too much. It some of that rap shit."

by Fatass February 13, 2003

bunholio

cornholio's long lost brother in the world of alter ego's

by Fatass February 13, 2003

stunt

1.a crazy act to prove one's stupidity
2.an attempt to show off, get laid.

Bill in his last stunt for at least another month, lost his "one-eyed snake",ironicly, to a snake. Don't ask.

by Fatass February 13, 2003

mullet

the obvious label of a redneck.
short in front and unkempt in the back.
People who wear these are normally found near their female cousins.

"My mother's my sister."

by Fatass February 14, 2003

holy shit

1.God's poop
2.An expression yelled at something bad and/or surprising

1.If God ever took a dump, I guess it would be holy
2."Holy shit! Those drugs came out of nowhere, officer. You know more about them than me."

by Fatass February 18, 2003

Splode

A bastardization of ka-splode, which is a bastardization of explode.

As the rocket smashed into "Splode's" computer, it sploded.

by Fatass February 18, 2003

It was a good day

A term used when something very good happens to someone, and there was nothing really bad to counteract the good.

"It was a good day. . .I Britney Spears agreed to be my sex slave."

by Fatass February 18, 2003