Fatass's definitions

Boobaloo

An Extremely retarded coincidence.

You finding the definition to Boobaloo

by Fatass May 13, 2005

carpet

the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.

"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."

by Fatass February 13, 2003

Squable

An act in which you beat the crap out of someone named Shawn Murphy.

I just squabled that loser, and now he wants more.

by Fatass October 20, 2003

mullet

the obvious label of a redneck.
short in front and unkempt in the back.
People who wear these are normally found near their female cousins.

"My mother's my sister."

by Fatass February 14, 2003

lotion

a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.

As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .

by Fatass February 13, 2003

nutmonkey

a stupid asshole

What a nutmonkey!

by fatass February 22, 2003

hella

originally another form of hell, but also means very. It makes any adjective very powerful.

"That was hella cool."

by Fatass February 13, 2003