Fatass's definitions

ESD

Something that will never happen

The a+ book says to ground yourself to prevent ESD

by fatass June 5, 2004

narc

narc is short for narcotics officer. It is used to refer to someone who tells a figure of authority about drug use.

To narc is the action of telling an authority figure about drug use.

Johnny fuckin narced on me and the cops took all my herb.

Muthafuckin narc!

by Fatass January 7, 2007

bastardization

1.The act of severely screwing something up.
2. The reduction of one's status due to that person's retarded act.

1. "fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga." <thank you, unknown source for the use of your quote>(2.)

by Fatass February 12, 2003

OMG

More goddamned instant messenger lingo used by bubbly/retarded pre-teen and teenage girls (and flamers) who cannot type. This is also sometimes spoken verbally by those that don't have full command of the english language.

A blonde talking to girl on instant messanger-
"OMG! You, like, kissed, like, a boy? Like, that is, like, so, like, gay."

by Fatass February 25, 2003

vegetable

1. A plant that you eat, usually green
2. A person who is brain-dead.

What do you do when you're done eating a vegetable? Put her back in the wheelchair.

by Fatass February 21, 2003

It was a good day

A term used when something very good happens to someone, and there was nothing really bad to counteract the good.

"It was a good day. . .I Britney Spears agreed to be my sex slave."

by Fatass February 18, 2003

FATASS

1. an ass that is fat
2. One who is fat in general
3. An insult shouted among annorexic girls when one of them breaks the 80 pound mark.

"Cartman, you fatass"
"EWWW!! You are, like, over, like, 81 pounds, you fatass!"

by Fatass July 20, 2003