Fatass's definitions

herpes

the virus that causes that itchy feeling after you screw the class slut.

"What the-. . . Herpes?!. . .must have gotten 'em from whats-her-face."

by Fatass February 13, 2003

red neck

1.White people who come from the deep south or just about any rural area. 2.Usually turned on by their kin and have low standards of living.

1.see Jeff Foxworthy routines.
2."Shake it, sis!"

by Fatass February 13, 2003

dildo

a fake penis used by women and men who like to take it up the ass.
Usually made to be much larger than a normal penis.

Carla shrieked and threw down her mother's purse in disgust after finding a dildo in there

by Fatass February 25, 2003

techno

a type of synthesized music often used for dancing.

Well, its not really my style, but one time I heard this techno song once and it was like...
do do do do do do do
And then it was like. . .
dollllli do dollllli do. . .

by Fatass February 13, 2003

21

The magical age where it is legally ok to get incredibly drunk. At this time, a young adult spends most of his free time consuming vast amounts of alcohol in a variety of forms, saying that they're "making up for lost years."

by Fatass February 13, 2003

misunderestimated

A Shrubism (word created by our current moron...er...president) meaning "underestimated" and "misunderstood" at the same time.

"They misunderestimated me"- George W. Bush Jr. (Shrub)

by Fatass February 18, 2003

It was a good day

A term used when something very good happens to someone, and there was nothing really bad to counteract the good.

"It was a good day. . .I Britney Spears agreed to be my sex slave."

by Fatass February 18, 2003