Jizzface

A term given to a person who tends to give oral sex to a man. Comes from the slang term for semen, Jizz, and how it tends to end up all over the person's face
by Fatass July 21, 2003
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lotion

a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.
As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .
by Fatass February 14, 2003
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fad

a thing that becomes very popular in a short amount of time, and then is forgotten at about the same speed.
Furbies, Pokemon, A and F.
by Fatass February 21, 2003
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ESD

The a+ book says to ground yourself to prevent ESD
by fatass June 05, 2004
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shh its ok

a common phrase used after your parents are heard walking by your room while you are in "the act".
CREEK...CREEK
"Whoa, what was that?!"
"Shh its ok."
by Fatass February 14, 2003
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1.The universal comeback*.
2.The comeback to end all comebacks*.
3.The most overly used comeback ever.

*in theory
"Well. . .Your an asshole. . .asshole."
"Well, Your mom was really good last night."
"Dammit"
by Fatass February 14, 2003
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jackass

1.one who uses stupid-ass stunts to get attention
2.funny as hell, especially when they get hurt.
Hmmm...I think sticking his dick in the pencil shapener was a cry for help...but I was too busy laughing my ass off to care.
by Fatass February 25, 2003
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