52 definitions by Fatass

shh its ok

a common phrase used after your parents are heard walking by your room while you are in "the act".

CREEK...CREEK
"Whoa, what was that?!"
"Shh its ok."

by Fatass February 14, 2003

nuke

1.to cook in the microwave (which is a great way to dry the dog, try it!)
2.a nuclear explosive
A.a means of keeping the japanese in line
B.a way to turn the Middle East into a giant glass parking lot.

"Im gonna nuke this hot pocket."
"We're gonna nuke yo' asses back to the stone age."- President George W. Bush (shrub)

by Fatass February 14, 2003

Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

1.The universal comeback*.
2.The comeback to end all comebacks*.
3.The most overly used comeback ever.

*in theory

"Well. . .Your an asshole. . .asshole."
"Well, Your mom was really good last night."
"Dammit"

by Fatass February 14, 2003

jackass

1.one who uses stupid-ass stunts to get attention
2.funny as hell, especially when they get hurt.

Hmmm...I think sticking his dick in the pencil shapener was a cry for help...but I was too busy laughing my ass off to care.

by Fatass February 25, 2003

ESD

Something that will never happen

The a+ book says to ground yourself to prevent ESD

by Fatass June 5, 2004

fad

a thing that becomes very popular in a short amount of time, and then is forgotten at about the same speed.

Furbies, Pokemon, A and F.

by Fatass February 21, 2003

FATASS

1. an ass that is fat
2. One who is fat in general
3. An insult shouted among annorexic girls when one of them breaks the 80 pound mark.

"Cartman, you fatass"
"EWWW!! You are, like, over, like, 81 pounds, you fatass!"

by Fatass July 21, 2003