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A new year term used by someone (who doesn’t approve of China’s internal politics and its foreign policy in bribing or bullying many poor or developing natural resources-rich countries) to their Chinese friends, foes, or fiends rather than using “Chinese New Year.”
If you want to be in the good books of the Chinese communists or nationalists, use “Chinese Lunar New Year,” not the arguably disrespectful “Lunar New Year” or the highly disparaging “Korean Lunar New Year” to infuriate them.
by Fasters January 29, 2023
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by Fasters February 10, 2022
Get the Pi mug.A state of temporary psychological relief among math-anxious folks when they are not exposed to the sound or sight of the number π, which could inhibit or numb their interactions with others at birthday parties or public meetings.
Guesstimate how many millions of working adults worldwide wished that Pi Day didn’t exist, when pilessness is at its lowest than on any other day of the year.
by Fasters November 16, 2022
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Just as the Pinocchio-in-Chief wants to make America greater again, a bigly proportion of ultra-MAGA patriots, who support other Pharisaic presidential candidates, want to make pi greater again.
by Fasters May 17, 2023
Get the Make Pi Greater Again mug.When no mathematical constant other than π has attracted so much envy or jealousy among fellow members in the Number Kingdom—when π continues to steal the show wherever she goes, because her sexy numerical and geometric properties have led legions of math geeks on their knees to worship her.
Love her or loathe her, even mathophohics can’t ignore the mesmerizing or magical beauty of f***ing pi, with some of them even able to experience an aha! when they let go of their off-irrational inhibitions, real or imaginary.
by Fasters December 24, 2021
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Fred likes to amuse his girlfriends with the toilet math jokes he still recalls, when he’s killing two birds with a stone.
by Fasters January 12, 2022
Get the Toilet Math mug.When your body system is averse or resistant to the coronavirus—you are your own vaccine against the deadly virus.
Every time he’s reprimanded by his colleagues for failing to wear a face mask in front of suspected patients, Dr. Raj jokes with them that his incoronability would protect him from Covid-19.
by Fasters April 15, 2020
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