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A misspelled or corrupt version of Pythagoras, the Greek vegan mathematician-turned-numerologist, who wouldn’t hesitate to expel, ostracize, or even murder his yes-students should they dare to criticize or challenge his mathematical gospel that everything could be expressed as a ratio of whole numbers.
Those against Greek culture or heritage would deliberately write “Pithagoras” whenever they needed to cite or quote the most famous theorem in mathematics.
by Fasters January 3, 2022
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Every time he’s reprimanded by his colleagues for failing to wear a face mask in front of suspected patients, Dr. Raj jokes with them that his incoronability would protect him from Covid-19.
by Fasters April 15, 2020
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The Taliban warn green publishers that only math titles that have the “halal pi” stamp on them could be used in local universities.
by Fasters February 10, 2022
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A Fields medalist confided to some close faculty colleagues that he believes in the pi tense hypothesis albeit he couldn’t prove it.
by Fasters May 30, 2022
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by Fasters January 14, 2022
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by Fasters December 29, 2021
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