FannyFondler's definitions
1. The state of being excessively arrogant or cocky.
2. The act of choking, as in an unexpected loss.
3. The process of karma catching up with a cheater or team of cheaters.
2. The act of choking, as in an unexpected loss.
3. The process of karma catching up with a cheater or team of cheaters.
1. Bob was so too 18-1 going into that Tennis match and lost because of it.
2. Timmy was up by 5 points but managed to 18-1 the game away at the end.
3. 18-1 will eventually happen to Barry Bonds.
2. Timmy was up by 5 points but managed to 18-1 the game away at the end.
3. 18-1 will eventually happen to Barry Bonds.
by FannyFondler January 12, 2009
Get the 18-1mug. A website where people with small attention spans can spend hours looking at pictures of other people who have equally small attention spans. Also a good place to go if you don't have a real life and you need to feel popular on a website.
Myspace consists of:
-5% Normal people with no lives.
-10% Teenage Girls
-85% Creepy 40 year olds who want to have sex with said teenage girls.(There are at least 30,000 sex offenders on myspace and that number is growing quickly.)
Myspace consists of:
-5% Normal people with no lives.
-10% Teenage Girls
-85% Creepy 40 year olds who want to have sex with said teenage girls.(There are at least 30,000 sex offenders on myspace and that number is growing quickly.)
Teenage Girl: Oh I met this nice guy on myspace and we're meeting at the park!
(An hour later at the park)
Teenage Girl: You don't look anything like your picture!
Creepy 40 Year Old: Shut up and get in the van.
(An hour later at the park)
Teenage Girl: You don't look anything like your picture!
Creepy 40 Year Old: Shut up and get in the van.
by FannyFondler January 1, 2009
Get the Myspacemug. The greatest Metal vocalists/lyricist of all time. Born July 10, 1942 and originally named Ronald James Padavona, he released his first single with the band Ronnie and the Red Caps in 1958. He continued to grace the world with his amazing voice for the next 52 years as the lead singer of several legendary bands such as Rainbow, Black Sabbath, Dio, and Heaven and Hell. Also very famous for his invention of the devil horns hand gesture, a fact that comes as a shock to most people considering Dio is widely believed to be the second coming of Jesus. He passed away May 16, 2010, the same day all the happiness in the world vanished.
by FannyFondler July 19, 2010
Get the Ronnie James Diomug. Commonly referred to as Boise Junior College or BJC, Boise State is a "University" in Boise,Idaho that has an acceptance rate on par with most community colleges. Known best for their football team, and nothing else, this joke of an education establishment has the worst 4 year graduation rate (6%) and overall graduation rate (26%) in the west. This fact does come as a shock to some considering the amount of people at their home football games. However keep in mind that very few of these bandwagon fans actually went to the "University" and only six percent of them actually graduated.
Their "Fans" (and oh so classy President Bob "The Fallopian Tube" Kustra) are often whine about getting disrespected but the fact of the matter is they need to take a page from Gonzaga University's basketball program and load their out of conference schedule with tough opponents to cancel out their sub-par conference schedule. For some reason they still haven't figured this out and continue to schedule Toledo and UC Davis while still finding time to bitch and moan. Boise then proceeds to decline game offers from Nebraska and refuse to play their in-state rival, the University of Idaho (an actual University). Truly ironic.
Their "Fans" (and oh so classy President Bob "The Fallopian Tube" Kustra) are often whine about getting disrespected but the fact of the matter is they need to take a page from Gonzaga University's basketball program and load their out of conference schedule with tough opponents to cancel out their sub-par conference schedule. For some reason they still haven't figured this out and continue to schedule Toledo and UC Davis while still finding time to bitch and moan. Boise then proceeds to decline game offers from Nebraska and refuse to play their in-state rival, the University of Idaho (an actual University). Truly ironic.
Example 1:
Boise Fan: OMGZ BOISE STATE'S FOOTBALL TEAM IS AMAZING SUCK IT EVERYONE ELSE. BSU SHOULD BEE N THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.
Other guy: Oh, did you go to Boise State University?
Boise Fan: YEAH I WENT THERE FOR 1 YEAR BUT THEN DROPPED OUT. I REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN IN COLLEGE BUT IT'S REALLY EASY TO GET INTO BSU. I JUST HAD TO FILL IN A COLORING BOOK ON THE APPLICATION FORM.
Other guy: Bandwagon fag
Example 2:
Guy 1: I think I'll buy a lottery ticket, I hope I win.
Guy 2: Yeah right, you'd be more likely to meet a Boise State fan with a degree.
Boise Fan: OMGZ BOISE STATE'S FOOTBALL TEAM IS AMAZING SUCK IT EVERYONE ELSE. BSU SHOULD BEE N THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.
Other guy: Oh, did you go to Boise State University?
Boise Fan: YEAH I WENT THERE FOR 1 YEAR BUT THEN DROPPED OUT. I REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN IN COLLEGE BUT IT'S REALLY EASY TO GET INTO BSU. I JUST HAD TO FILL IN A COLORING BOOK ON THE APPLICATION FORM.
Other guy: Bandwagon fag
Example 2:
Guy 1: I think I'll buy a lottery ticket, I hope I win.
Guy 2: Yeah right, you'd be more likely to meet a Boise State fan with a degree.
by FannyFondler November 14, 2010
Get the Boise State Universitymug. A Persian Emo. Pemos are easily distinguished from normal persians because they wear thier turbans way tighter than normal. They are also often seen wearing women's robes, which are much tighter than men's robes. Unlike traditional emos who listen to music about cutting themselves, pemos listen to music about blowing themselves up in a mall.
Bob: What's that persian guy doing over there?
Jim: He looks like a pemo. I hope he doesn't blow us up.
Pemo: Aiyiiiyayayaiiiii!!!!
Bob: Shit he's got a bomb under his abnormally tight robes!
BOOM!
Jim: He looks like a pemo. I hope he doesn't blow us up.
Pemo: Aiyiiiyayayaiiiii!!!!
Bob: Shit he's got a bomb under his abnormally tight robes!
BOOM!
by FannyFondler June 3, 2007
Get the Pemomug. Johnny loves to get a Flaming Salaami going before he puts his head between his legs and proceeds to suck his own dick.
by FannyFondler December 13, 2008
Get the Flaming Salaamimug. Thief: Gimmee your money foo', I got a knife!
Pedestrian: That's not a knife ( pulls out a bigger knife). THIS is a knife!
Thief: And this is a Creamy Caesar! (Stabs pedestrian with spooge covered knife).
Pedestrian: That's not a knife ( pulls out a bigger knife). THIS is a knife!
Thief: And this is a Creamy Caesar! (Stabs pedestrian with spooge covered knife).
by FannyFondler December 14, 2008
Get the Creamy Caesarmug.