safe sex

Something most people don't understand.
It's called a condom.

My whores and I practise safe sex. I don't wanna get second-hand shpongle on me.

by Falken January 17, 2003

fist

Sexual - To place one's hand or fist into a vagina for pleasure.

OH MY GAWD!!!! First me some more you man whore!

by Falken January 16, 2003

anal

Sexual - Short for anal sex.
The act of shoving your dick into someone's poop chute.

I asked my g/f if she'd like some anal and she pulled a bobbit on me.

by Falken January 16, 2003

scrotum

This is the nutsack for you unedumuhcated folks.
See nutsack

My scrotum was itching like a mother so I shoved my hands down my pants and scratched until I bled.

by Falken January 16, 2003

MF

mother fucker

You're a stupid mother fucker if you don't know what MF stands for.

by Falken January 17, 2003

milk bagging

The act of slipping the condom off and tying it in a knot. Then adding it to your collection of used condoms.

I was making the rounds last night to all my sugar daddys and milk bagging everyone of them. Some day these treasures will be worth something.

by Falken January 17, 2003

ghost

1. A sleep deprived, overworked college student who appears pale and walks around without expression.

2. Adjective describing someone who has left or in the process of leaving.

OS turned Falken into a ghost.

I'm ghost.

by FALKEN February 19, 2007