Falken's definitions

tired

Something that has been repeated too often or something that is no longer exciting.

That song is tired.

by Falken January 16, 2003

corn hole

anus, ass pipe, chocolate factory, exit, turd squirter, shit hole, butthole, you get the picture

After being in prison for three years I can say with complete honesty that my corn hole has seen better days.

by Falken January 17, 2003

shpongle

The fluid that comes out of your dick when you take a piss right after jizzing. A mixture of piss and cum.

I pulled out of my girl and went to send a stream into the bowl and this weird lookin shpongle came out.

by Falken January 16, 2003

Falken

Me. I am Falken.

Falken is a man. A man with a plan. The plan to define every word in here. I didn't say it was a good plan. Fuck you.

by Falken January 17, 2003

ghost

1. A sleep deprived, overworked college student who appears pale and walks around without expression.

2. Adjective describing someone who has left or in the process of leaving.

OS turned Falken into a ghost.

I'm ghost.

by FALKEN February 19, 2007

anal

Sexual - Short for anal sex.
The act of shoving your dick into someone's poop chute.

I asked my g/f if she'd like some anal and she pulled a bobbit on me.

by Falken January 16, 2003

safe sex

Something most people don't understand.
It's called a condom.

My whores and I practise safe sex. I don't wanna get second-hand shpongle on me.

by Falken January 17, 2003