Falken's definitions

anal

Sexual - Short for anal sex.
The act of shoving your dick into someone's poop chute.

I asked my g/f if she'd like some anal and she pulled a bobbit on me.

by Falken January 16, 2003

Falken

Me. I am Falken.

Falken is a man. A man with a plan. The plan to define every word in here. I didn't say it was a good plan. Fuck you.

by Falken January 17, 2003

milk bagging

The act of slipping the condom off and tying it in a knot. Then adding it to your collection of used condoms.

I was making the rounds last night to all my sugar daddys and milk bagging everyone of them. Some day these treasures will be worth something.

by Falken January 17, 2003

MF

mother fucker

You're a stupid mother fucker if you don't know what MF stands for.

by Falken January 17, 2003

scrotum

This is the nutsack for you unedumuhcated folks.
See nutsack

My scrotum was itching like a mother so I shoved my hands down my pants and scratched until I bled.

by Falken January 16, 2003

tired

Something that has been repeated too often or something that is no longer exciting.

That song is tired.

by Falken January 16, 2003

shpongle

The fluid that comes out of your dick when you take a piss right after jizzing. A mixture of piss and cum.

I pulled out of my girl and went to send a stream into the bowl and this weird lookin shpongle came out.

by Falken January 16, 2003