Falkan's definitions

bitchous

(1) Adjective used to describe someone who displays the attributes of a bitch.

(2)Annoying

I can't believe that bitchous hooker. She didn't even offer to lick my balls!

by Falkan March 6, 2003

Wompus

n. wom-puhs

The Wompus is a status imposed upon the person(s) designated in one of two ways:
1) by a group or represenative decision.
2) by being the last person(s) to Womp the predecessor(s).

Joshua suddenly declared, "James is the Wompus!" and everyone proceeded to Womp him, excpet Ben, who was then declared the new Wompus.

by Falkan August 7, 2005

merprovising

The art of signaling to others in the room to remain silent so that you can lie to Meridethe about where they are. Involves quite a bit of creativity.

Justin: Oh, hi Meridethe. No, Mike is out shopping.
Andy: Shhh... he's merprovising.

by Falkan March 6, 2003

Loosva Gina

A very beautiful woman who loves getting free samples in the mail.

Package for Loosva Gina!

by Falkan March 6, 2003

vitamin m

A nutritional supplement administered to Joe from Mike.

Mike: Time for a warm shot of Vitamin M!
Joe: Oooh baby! <bends over>

by Falkan March 4, 2003

jizz slurpee

Falkan's(-see gay) favorite treat on any occasion, or no occasion at all.

My names Falkan and i love slurpeez made of man chowder cuz im such a gay definition superimposer, bastard guy.

by Falkan March 4, 2003

kajammer

A small chocolate candy with a crunchy exterior coating. Often referred to as M&M's.

Mom, can I have some kajammers?

No kajammers before dinner, honey.

by Falkan March 4, 2003