Falkan's definitions

bitchous

(1) Adjective used to describe someone who displays the attributes of a bitch.

(2)Annoying

I can't believe that bitchous hooker. She didn't even offer to lick my balls!

by Falkan March 6, 2003

Wompus

n. wom-puhs

The Wompus is a status imposed upon the person(s) designated in one of two ways:
1) by a group or represenative decision.
2) by being the last person(s) to Womp the predecessor(s).

Joshua suddenly declared, "James is the Wompus!" and everyone proceeded to Womp him, excpet Ben, who was then declared the new Wompus.

by Falkan August 7, 2005

Loosva Gina

A very beautiful woman who loves getting free samples in the mail.

Package for Loosva Gina!

by Falkan March 6, 2003

carslut

Someone who talks about cars all the time.
especially: One who tells non carsluts details about cars that they have no interest in whatsoever.

AL: Listen, the interior of the Konda JX7845t-1.894RED011Berg has heat sensitive controls that recognize who the driver is just by the temperature of their ass.
ME: AL, you're such a carslut.

by Falkan March 6, 2003

merprovising

The art of signaling to others in the room to remain silent so that you can lie to Meridethe about where they are. Involves quite a bit of creativity.

Justin: Oh, hi Meridethe. No, Mike is out shopping.
Andy: Shhh... he's merprovising.

by Falkan March 6, 2003

Legendary Door

The door that remains closed for more than 69% of the time.

I don't know if Yari is awake or not. The Legendary Door is closed.

by Falkan March 4, 2003

sup

A contraction of the phrase "what's up?"

Jack: Hey, sup?
Jill: Not much

by Falkan March 4, 2003