Falkan's definitions

jizz slurpee

The nastiest thing I've ever heard of

Damn Luvnuts, go easy on the jizz slurpees!

by Falkan March 4, 2003

Loosva Gina

A very beautiful woman who loves getting free samples in the mail.

Package for Loosva Gina!

by Falkan March 6, 2003

fuuunn-duh

An adjective used to describe a recreational activity that is so amusing that it may cause profuse anal bleeding

This is fuuuunn-duh! (anal bleeding commences)

by Falkan March 4, 2003

merprovising

The art of signaling to others in the room to remain silent so that you can lie to Meridethe about where they are. Involves quite a bit of creativity.

Justin: Oh, hi Meridethe. No, Mike is out shopping.
Andy: Shhh... he's merprovising.

by Falkan March 6, 2003

Legendary Door

The door that remains closed for more than 69% of the time.

I don't know if Yari is awake or not. The Legendary Door is closed.

by Falkan March 4, 2003

sup

A contraction of the phrase "what's up?"

Jack: Hey, sup?
Jill: Not much

by Falkan March 4, 2003

bitchous

(1) Adjective used to describe someone who displays the attributes of a bitch.

(2)Annoying

I can't believe that bitchous hooker. She didn't even offer to lick my balls!

by Falkan March 6, 2003