Falkan's definitions

merprovising

The art of signaling to others in the room to remain silent so that you can lie to Meridethe about where they are. Involves quite a bit of creativity.

Justin: Oh, hi Meridethe. No, Mike is out shopping.
Andy: Shhh... he's merprovising.

by Falkan March 6, 2003

halfro

The type of hair possessed by one who is half caucasian and half blacky.

Ooh, that's quite a halfro!

by Falkan March 4, 2003

Whammy

The large chunk of skin between the neck and the anus.

This ninja appeared out of nowhere and slashed him right in his whammy!

by Falkan March 6, 2003

Legendary Door

The door that remains closed for more than 69% of the time.

I don't know if Yari is awake or not. The Legendary Door is closed.

by Falkan March 4, 2003

sup

A contraction of the phrase "what's up?"

Jack: Hey, sup?
Jill: Not much

by Falkan March 4, 2003

bitchous

(1) Adjective used to describe someone who displays the attributes of a bitch.

(2)Annoying

I can't believe that bitchous hooker. She didn't even offer to lick my balls!

by Falkan March 6, 2003

Loosva Gina

A very beautiful woman who loves getting free samples in the mail.

Package for Loosva Gina!

by Falkan March 6, 2003