Falkan's definitions

Wompus

n. wom-puhs

The Wompus is a status imposed upon the person(s) designated in one of two ways:
1) by a group or represenative decision.
2) by being the last person(s) to Womp the predecessor(s).

Joshua suddenly declared, "James is the Wompus!" and everyone proceeded to Womp him, excpet Ben, who was then declared the new Wompus.

by Falkan August 7, 2005

kajammer

A small chocolate candy with a crunchy exterior coating. Often referred to as M&M's.

Mom, can I have some kajammers?

No kajammers before dinner, honey.

by Falkan March 4, 2003

sup

A contraction of the phrase "what's up?"

Jack: Hey, sup?
Jill: Not much

by Falkan March 4, 2003

fuuunn-duh

An adjective used to describe a recreational activity that is so amusing that it may cause profuse anal bleeding

This is fuuuunn-duh! (anal bleeding commences)

by Falkan March 4, 2003

vitamin m

A nutritional supplement administered to Joe from Mike.

Mike: Time for a warm shot of Vitamin M!
Joe: Oooh baby! <bends over>

by Falkan March 4, 2003

Legendary Door

The door that remains closed for more than 69% of the time.

I don't know if Yari is awake or not. The Legendary Door is closed.

by Falkan March 4, 2003

jizz slurpee

The nastiest thing I've ever heard of

Damn Luvnuts, go easy on the jizz slurpees!

by Falkan March 4, 2003