Definitions by Fagbot and jessor
World Domination in 60 Days
An instructional text written by Rev. Jess Adam Esq. Esq. outlining plans for ultimate world domination through the use of fantastical Weapons of Destruction.
See: Lava Crane Gun, Death Wheel 'O' Paper, Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort, Trojan Staircase, Monorail of Complete and Utter Firey Explosive Annihilation.
See: Lava Crane Gun, Death Wheel 'O' Paper, Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort, Trojan Staircase, Monorail of Complete and Utter Firey Explosive Annihilation.
Includes chapters such as: What Is Lava?, Harnessing the Destructive Powers of Lava, Harness the Destructive Powers of Lava etc.
World Domination in 60 Days by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
Oscar Wilde Island
A terribly witty island. Formerly Haiti, maker of all the world's zombies. Exports include zombies which are sent under the ocean to Fascist Dictatorship Island. The End.
Oscar Wilde Island by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
Zombie Ice Cream
See: Zombie Cannon
It is a proven fact that when zombies die, they turn into ice cream. See: Evil Dead
Come in such flavors as: Fascist Fudge, Soylent Green, Victory Vanilla
It is a proven fact that when zombies die, they turn into ice cream. See: Evil Dead
Come in such flavors as: Fascist Fudge, Soylent Green, Victory Vanilla
Zombie Ice Cream by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
Zombie Army Under The Sea
While being exported to Fascist Dictatorship Island, a zombie can have many adventures, experiencing all the sights and sounds on the sea floor before being shot out of a cannon to fight for the great Libernazi.
Zombie Army Under The Sea by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
Fun disease
1. The disease that is a direct result of smoking.
2. Uncontrollable fun.
3. A mental dysfunction wherein the afflicted is always rawk 'n' roll.
2. Uncontrollable fun.
3. A mental dysfunction wherein the afflicted is always rawk 'n' roll.
1. Cigarettes cause fun disease.
2. OMG HOLY CRAPS I GOT THE FUN DISEASE LOL!
3. Fun disease... IN THE NIGHT! TONIGHT!
2. OMG HOLY CRAPS I GOT THE FUN DISEASE LOL!
3. Fun disease... IN THE NIGHT! TONIGHT!
Fun disease by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
Bingo Tunnel
Entrance located in Florida. Lures unsuspecting old people into its depths with the promise of Bingo, only to lead them on a magical adventure to Oscar Wilde Island, the maker of all zombies in the world, ruled by Herpes The God of Fornication and Menial Tasks. See also: Haiti
"Because when you're dead, you're not really dead yet. You have a magical adventure ahead of you, living in harmony under the sea."
Bingo Tunnel by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003