Fagbot and jessor's definitions
Entrance located in Florida. Lures unsuspecting old people into its depths with the promise of Bingo, only to lead them on a magical adventure to Oscar Wilde Island, the maker of all zombies in the world, ruled by Herpes The God of Fornication and Menial Tasks. See also: Haiti
"Because when you're dead, you're not really dead yet. You have a magical adventure ahead of you, living in harmony under the sea."
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
 Get the Bingo Tunnelmug.
Get the Bingo Tunnelmug. An instructional text written by Rev. Jess Adam Esq. Esq. outlining plans for ultimate world domination through the use of fantastical Weapons of Destruction. 
See: Lava Crane Gun, Death Wheel 'O' Paper, Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort, Trojan Staircase, Monorail of Complete and Utter Firey Explosive Annihilation.
See: Lava Crane Gun, Death Wheel 'O' Paper, Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort, Trojan Staircase, Monorail of Complete and Utter Firey Explosive Annihilation.
Includes chapters such as: What Is Lava?, Harnessing the Destructive Powers of Lava, Harness the Destructive Powers of Lava etc.
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
 Get the World Domination in 60 Daysmug.
Get the World Domination in 60 Daysmug. A direct result of using the Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad. When Heating Pad is placed on head, it subtly fries the brain, thus creating hallucinations, which is called "Crazy Vision"
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
 Get the Crazy Visionmug.
Get the Crazy Visionmug. by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
 Get the Zombie Answering Machinemug.
Get the Zombie Answering Machinemug. "Grandma looked like a whore... no, wait... she looked like a Dragma."
"Dude, I just watched Dragma puke all over the sink in the girl's washroom!"
"Dude, I just watched Dragma puke all over the sink in the girl's washroom!"
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
 Get the dragmamug.
Get the dragmamug. by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
 Get the Velvet Fistmug.
Get the Velvet Fistmug.