Fagbot and jessor's definitions

Zombie Army Under The Sea

While being exported to Fascist Dictatorship Island, a zombie can have many adventures, experiencing all the sights and sounds on the sea floor before being shot out of a cannon to fight for the great Libernazi.

"Blub, blub, blub, brains, blub."

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Zombie Ice Cream

See: Zombie Cannon

It is a proven fact that when zombies die, they turn into ice cream. See: Evil Dead

Come in such flavors as: Fascist Fudge, Soylent Green, Victory Vanilla

More than likely, a new Dairy Queen special.

OBEY!

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

skirt boy

1. A guy who comes to the club wearing a skirt.
2. One of the male nature who wears a skirt all the time.
3. Ugly dude with a red beard who enjoys looking lame in girl's clothing.

"Skirt boy is ugly... The End."

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Opposite of cool

Not cool!

"Drag Beard is the opposite of cool"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Oscar Wilde Island

A terribly witty island. Formerly Haiti, maker of all the world's zombies. Exports include zombies which are sent under the ocean to Fascist Dictatorship Island. The End.

"I'm threatening you with my army of the undead!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

SteadmanBot

A 200 foot mechanical Steadman (Oprah's boyfriend) used to calm down the OprahBot when device malfuctions.

"Mooshie-mooshie! Don't worry baby, I still love ya."

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Fun disease

1. The disease that is a direct result of smoking.
2. Uncontrollable fun.
3. A mental dysfunction wherein the afflicted is always rawk 'n' roll.

1. Cigarettes cause fun disease.
2. OMG HOLY CRAPS I GOT THE FUN DISEASE LOL!
3. Fun disease... IN THE NIGHT! TONIGHT!

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003