4 definitions by FLking
by FLking May 21, 2007
Pre-Menstural syndrome (A.K.A - Period).
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A time in the month when a woman gets super human strength, moodswings and becomes extremely cranky and annoying.
If you have a girlfriend and suddenly she becomes extremely annoying and angry at you when you did nothing wrong at all, that must mean shes going through a PMS.
If she is having a period, prepare for her to become an insensitive piece of shit that annoys you until your head explodes, and the worst of it is that you will have to forgive her about that because shes having a goddam period.
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A time in the month when a woman gets super human strength, moodswings and becomes extremely cranky and annoying.
If you have a girlfriend and suddenly she becomes extremely annoying and angry at you when you did nothing wrong at all, that must mean shes going through a PMS.
If she is having a period, prepare for her to become an insensitive piece of shit that annoys you until your head explodes, and the worst of it is that you will have to forgive her about that because shes having a goddam period.
Kyle is chatting with Abbey over the messenger:
Kyle: Hey abbey what's up?
Abbey: STFU loser! I've had it with you, ya' pain in the ass!!!
Kyle: PMS..?
Abbey: Yeah.. I'm sorry.. I love u 'kay?
Kyle: -runs away-
Kyle: Hey abbey what's up?
Abbey: STFU loser! I've had it with you, ya' pain in the ass!!!
Kyle: PMS..?
Abbey: Yeah.. I'm sorry.. I love u 'kay?
Kyle: -runs away-
by FLking August 26, 2007
A mental defect caused at birth, when a human has more than the amount of chromosomes he's supposed to have.
People afflicted by down syndrome have larger or longer fingers and have shorter memory and learning.
The affects cartoons have on humanity include making stupid people look ugly or goofy,
which makes some incompatant bitches make fun of people afflicted by down syndrome because the afflicted people look somewhat "goofy" to them.
People with down syndrome are not autistic btw, because autistic people have brain problems, while people with down syndrome have chromosome problems. See links above.
People afflicted by down syndrome have larger or longer fingers and have shorter memory and learning.
The affects cartoons have on humanity include making stupid people look ugly or goofy,
which makes some incompatant bitches make fun of people afflicted by down syndrome because the afflicted people look somewhat "goofy" to them.
People with down syndrome are not autistic btw, because autistic people have brain problems, while people with down syndrome have chromosome problems. See links above.
Dude: "dude2.. my new born cousin was diagnosed with down syndrome..."
Dude2: "Poor him.. I hope he will be able to face those facts in the future."
Dude3: "R0FLZ HES GOT TEH D0WN SYNDR0M!"
*gets PWNZ0RED by a parade of flying blood sucking
breakdancing werewolf bisexual lizard eyed monkeys from mars*
And remember kids! Dont make fun of people with Down Syndrome, OR YOU WILL BE PWNZ0RED BY A PARADE OF FLYING BLOOD SUCKING BREAKDANCING WEREWOLF BISEXUAL LIZARD EYED MONKEYS FROM MARS!!!
-Mii
Dude2: "Poor him.. I hope he will be able to face those facts in the future."
Dude3: "R0FLZ HES GOT TEH D0WN SYNDR0M!"
*gets PWNZ0RED by a parade of flying blood sucking
breakdancing werewolf bisexual lizard eyed monkeys from mars*
And remember kids! Dont make fun of people with Down Syndrome, OR YOU WILL BE PWNZ0RED BY A PARADE OF FLYING BLOOD SUCKING BREAKDANCING WEREWOLF BISEXUAL LIZARD EYED MONKEYS FROM MARS!!!
-Mii
by FLking August 31, 2007
Censorship is blocking stuff from being viewed or hiding things because they are inappropriate.
destroying things that should never be seen or concealing words that should not be read or even replacing words that are said with other words because they too are inappropriate. you know those beeps you hear on shows when people say a word? well those beeps mean that that person said a bad word and the word has been censored by a loud beep that hides the noise it makes.
destroying things that should never be seen or concealing words that should not be read or even replacing words that are said with other words because they too are inappropriate. you know those beeps you hear on shows when people say a word? well those beeps mean that that person said a bad word and the word has been censored by a loud beep that hides the noise it makes.
Example of Censorship:
"Did your mouth ever get so dry you couldnt moist it back to wet using your salliva? couldnt finish that lollypop cause you didnt drink that cup of water you were supposed to?
SYNTHETIC SALLIVA IS THE PRODUCT FOR YOU!!!
(CONTAINS REAL SALLIVA)
SYNTHETIC SALLIVA OFFERS YOU THE MOISTIEST MOISTINESS ANY SALLIVA CAN OFFER! You can even listen to some of our happy customers:
"I used synthetic salliva, it helped so much it made me wanna go suck on my husbands dLOLLYPOP"
"I needed synthetic salliva so i can lick on my gBEEPy lover's bSACK O'POTATOES"
"My husband needed synthetic salliva so badly when i gave it to him he took me to the sCANDY STORE as gratitude and we had so much fun"
"WHAT THE FBIPCK DO YOU THINK YOUR'E DOING!? HUH!? I'M ASKING YOU A MOTHERFBIIPCKING QUESTION!!! YOU MADE ME RAM MY FBIIIPING HEAD ON THE CAR'S FBIIIIPING DOOR!!!"
"Did your mouth ever get so dry you couldnt moist it back to wet using your salliva? couldnt finish that lollypop cause you didnt drink that cup of water you were supposed to?
SYNTHETIC SALLIVA IS THE PRODUCT FOR YOU!!!
(CONTAINS REAL SALLIVA)
SYNTHETIC SALLIVA OFFERS YOU THE MOISTIEST MOISTINESS ANY SALLIVA CAN OFFER! You can even listen to some of our happy customers:
"I used synthetic salliva, it helped so much it made me wanna go suck on my husbands dLOLLYPOP"
"I needed synthetic salliva so i can lick on my gBEEPy lover's bSACK O'POTATOES"
"My husband needed synthetic salliva so badly when i gave it to him he took me to the sCANDY STORE as gratitude and we had so much fun"
"WHAT THE FBIPCK DO YOU THINK YOUR'E DOING!? HUH!? I'M ASKING YOU A MOTHERFBIIPCKING QUESTION!!! YOU MADE ME RAM MY FBIIIPING HEAD ON THE CAR'S FBIIIIPING DOOR!!!"
by FLking August 31, 2007