Eyeballflyball's definitions

definition

The meaning of a word, you silly mofos.

I defined "definition." I gave the meaning of the word "definition."

by Eyeballflyball July 14, 2003

Plutonium

A naturally radioactive, silvery, metallic transuranic element, occurring in uranium ores and produced artificially by neutron bombardment of uranium. Its longest-lived isotope is Pu 244 with a half-life of 76 million years.

I just ate a few pounds of plutonium.

by Eyeballflyball July 15, 2003

Tape

An adhesive band used for affixing one thing to another.

I duct taped his arm back on to his body.

by Eyeballflyball July 21, 2003

Prothalamion

A song in celebration of a wedding.

The prothalamion began as the wedding got under way.

by Eyeballflyball July 11, 2003

manWhoreCraft III

What one calls WarCraft III before discovering its awesomeness.

Hey, why don't you guys go play your manWhoreCraft III whilst I jerk off in your bathroom.

by Eyeballflyball August 15, 2003

Claw

1. Bad guy w/ cat from Inspector Gadget.

2. Things that grow out of animals hands and feet to hurt you.

If I had claws I could slice a pizza with my hands. And then I could eat the pizza. It would be tasty.

by Eyeballflyball July 16, 2003

encase

To enclose in a case.

I encased the document.

by Eyeballflyball July 13, 2003