Eyeballflyball's definitions

MBorel

Pimp mastah extraordinaire. Can often be found ranting about Toonami or Fruit Roll-ups and such.

Hooray MBorel!

by Eyeballflyball July 7, 2003

Snorlax

Very lazy. Just eats and sleeps. As its rotund bulk builds, it becomes steadily more slothful.

I captured Snorlax after waking him with ma Pokeflute.

by Eyeballflyball July 7, 2003

Charmander

Even the newborns have flaming tails. Unfamiliar with fire, babies are said to accidentally burn themselves. The flame on its tail show the strength of its life force. If it is weak, the flame also burns weakly. If it is healthy, the flame burns brightly. Obviously prefers hot places. When it rains, steam is said to spout from the tip of its tail.

I love you Charmander!

by Eyeballflyball July 7, 2003

Mewtwo

"Genetic Pokemon" with strong psychic powers. It was created by a scientist after years of horrific gene splicing and DNA engineering experiments.

Hooray! I just used my Master Ball and caught Mewtwo.

by Eyeballflyball July 8, 2003

Miltank

"Milk Cow" Pokemon. Its milk is packed with nutrition making it the ultimate beverage for the sick or weary. If it has just had a baby, the milk it produces contains much more nutrition than usual. In order to milk a Miltank, one must have a knack for rhythmically pulling up and down on its udders.

I enjoy drinking milk from my Miltank. I suckle on its teats in order to acquire its creamy excretion.

by Eyeballflyball July 8, 2003

Teddiursa

"Littlebear" Pokemon. If it finds honey, its crescent mark glows. It always licks its paws because they are soaked with honey. Before food becomes scarce in wintertime, its habit is to hoard food in many hidden locations. It always licks honey. Its palm tastes sweet because of all the honey it has absorbed.

My Teddiursa is sweet!!1 He looks like a Teddy Bear.

by Eyeballflyball June 19, 2006

donuts

Secret code word for marijuana. Oftentimes used when within an earshot of a nark such as a parental unit or n00b.

Dude, are we gonna partake in the donuts tonight?

by Eyeballflyball July 8, 2003