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"Milk Cow" Pokemon. Its milk is packed with nutrition making it the ultimate beverage for the sick or weary. If it has just had a baby, the milk it produces contains much more nutrition than usual. In order to milk a Miltank, one must have a knack for rhythmically pulling up and down on its udders.
I enjoy drinking milk from my Miltank. I suckle on its teats in order to acquire its creamy excretion.
by Eyeballflyball July 8, 2003
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Even the newborns have flaming tails. Unfamiliar with fire, babies are said to accidentally burn themselves. The flame on its tail show the strength of its life force. If it is weak, the flame also burns weakly. If it is healthy, the flame burns brightly. Obviously prefers hot places. When it rains, steam is said to spout from the tip of its tail.
I love you Charmander!
by Eyeballflyball July 7, 2003
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A popular breakfast cereal featuring bite-sized wheat rings and two hands forever gripping the edges of the bowl, tearing it wider for all eternity.
Yeah, I've tried Cheerioatse. They taste like ass.
by Eyeballflyball August 9, 2003
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1. Bad guy w/ cat from Inspector Gadget.

2. Things that grow out of animals hands and feet to hurt you.
If I had claws I could slice a pizza with my hands. And then I could eat the pizza. It would be tasty.
by Eyeballflyball July 17, 2003
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"Littlebear" Pokemon. If it finds honey, its crescent mark glows. It always licks its paws because they are soaked with honey. Before food becomes scarce in wintertime, its habit is to hoard food in many hidden locations. It always licks honey. Its palm tastes sweet because of all the honey it has absorbed.
My Teddiursa is sweet!!1 He looks like a Teddy Bear.
by Eyeballflyball July 8, 2003
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