Jigglypuff

"Balloon" Pokemon. When its huge eyes light up, it sings a mysteriously soothing melody that lulls its enemies to sleep. Uses its alluring eyes to enrapture its foe. It then sings a pleasing melody that lulls the foe to sleep. It mesmerizes with its large, round eyes and sings a soothing melody. Pokemon hearing this song fall asleep.
If it inflates to SING a lullaby, it can perform longer and cause sure drowsiness in its audience. Looking into its cute, round eyes causes it to sing a relaxing melody, inducing its enemies to sleep. It rolls its cute eyes as it sings a soothing lullaby. Its gentle song puts anyone who hears it to sleep.

Jigglypuff! I choose you!1

by Eyeballflyball July 15, 2003

Snorlax

Very lazy. Just eats and sleeps. As its rotund bulk builds, it becomes steadily more slothful.

I captured Snorlax after waking him with ma Pokeflute.

by Eyeballflyball July 07, 2003

donuts

Secret code word for marijuana. Oftentimes used when within an earshot of a nark such as a parental unit or n00b.

Dude, are we gonna partake in the donuts tonight?

by Eyeballflyball July 08, 2003

Careful

With caution.

I was careful when I punched the bear.

by Eyeballflyball July 13, 2003

Take a dump on the floor

An good way to start an interesting conversation.

I shat on the floor so as to get my guests engaged in a conversation.

by Eyeballflyball September 03, 2003

Plutonium

A naturally radioactive, silvery, metallic transuranic element, occurring in uranium ores and produced artificially by neutron bombardment of uranium. Its longest-lived isotope is Pu 244 with a half-life of 76 million years.

I just ate a few pounds of plutonium.

by Eyeballflyball July 15, 2003

fagoragorot

See fagrot.

Hey, dude, why do you say "fagoragorot?" That's fucking dumb.

by Eyeballflyball August 07, 2003