Eyeballflyball's definitions

Take a dump on the floor

An good way to start an interesting conversation.

I shat on the floor so as to get my guests engaged in a conversation.

by Eyeballflyball September 3, 2003

Plutonium

A naturally radioactive, silvery, metallic transuranic element, occurring in uranium ores and produced artificially by neutron bombardment of uranium. Its longest-lived isotope is Pu 244 with a half-life of 76 million years.

I just ate a few pounds of plutonium.

by Eyeballflyball July 15, 2003

SADD

Students Against Destructive Decisions. Like what? Smoking? WTF? These people want me to not smoke? To take away my freedom as an American to decide what to do with my life? WTF?

Silly SADD.

by Eyeballflyball August 7, 2003

Baghdaddies

Inhabitants of Baghdad.

Damn those Baghdaddies.

by Eyeballflyball August 6, 2003

Materia

Magically infused orb used in Final Fantasy VII's gameplay. Categorized into five different types: magic, support, command, independent, and summon. Must be equipped on weapon or armor, and the number of slots on the weapon or armor determines how many materia a character can equip.

I enjoy teh materia.

by Eyeballflyball July 21, 2003

Snorlax

Very lazy. Just eats and sleeps. As its rotund bulk builds, it becomes steadily more slothful.

I captured Snorlax after waking him with ma Pokeflute.

by Eyeballflyball July 7, 2003

Miltank

"Milk Cow" Pokemon. Its milk is packed with nutrition making it the ultimate beverage for the sick or weary. If it has just had a baby, the milk it produces contains much more nutrition than usual. In order to milk a Miltank, one must have a knack for rhythmically pulling up and down on its udders.

I enjoy drinking milk from my Miltank. I suckle on its teats in order to acquire its creamy excretion.

by Eyeballflyball July 8, 2003