Eyeballflyball's definitions

Teddiursa

"Littlebear" Pokemon. If it finds honey, its crescent mark glows. It always licks its paws because they are soaked with honey. Before food becomes scarce in wintertime, its habit is to hoard food in many hidden locations. It always licks honey. Its palm tastes sweet because of all the honey it has absorbed.

My Teddiursa is sweet!!1 He looks like a Teddy Bear.

by Eyeballflyball June 19, 2006

Jigglypuff

"Balloon" Pokemon. When its huge eyes light up, it sings a mysteriously soothing melody that lulls its enemies to sleep. Uses its alluring eyes to enrapture its foe. It then sings a pleasing melody that lulls the foe to sleep. It mesmerizes with its large, round eyes and sings a soothing melody. Pokemon hearing this song fall asleep.
If it inflates to SING a lullaby, it can perform longer and cause sure drowsiness in its audience. Looking into its cute, round eyes causes it to sing a relaxing melody, inducing its enemies to sleep. It rolls its cute eyes as it sings a soothing lullaby. Its gentle song puts anyone who hears it to sleep.

Jigglypuff! I choose you!1

by Eyeballflyball July 15, 2003

Cheerioaste

A popular breakfast cereal featuring bite-sized wheat rings and two hands forever gripping the edges of the bowl, tearing it wider for all eternity.

Yeah, I've tried Cheerioatse. They taste like ass.

by Eyeballflyball August 8, 2003

definition

The meaning of a word, you silly mofos.

I defined "definition." I gave the meaning of the word "definition."

by Eyeballflyball July 14, 2003

Tape

An adhesive band used for affixing one thing to another.

I duct taped his arm back on to his body.

by Eyeballflyball July 21, 2003

Snorlax

Very lazy. Just eats and sleeps. As its rotund bulk builds, it becomes steadily more slothful.

I captured Snorlax after waking him with ma Pokeflute.

by Eyeballflyball July 7, 2003

Materia

Magically infused orb used in Final Fantasy VII's gameplay. Categorized into five different types: magic, support, command, independent, and summon. Must be equipped on weapon or armor, and the number of slots on the weapon or armor determines how many materia a character can equip.

I enjoy teh materia.

by Eyeballflyball July 21, 2003