ExitRamp's definitions

Deuce of Spades

An unusually black and tarry load of feces. Extension of drop a deuceOrigination: Deuce = "#2"; Spades = a suit of 13 cards in a standard 52-card deck

Matt dropped a deuce of spades that was so black and sticky, the highway department could've paved over that pothole on Elm Street with it.

by ExitRamp June 23, 2004

ICBM

The result when you give an enema to a constipated Eskimo. (see BM)

Nanook had been backed up for eight days, so Nanna mixed whale blubber with ex-lax. Nanook dropped a huge "icey BM" a few feet from the igloo about 2 hours later.

by ExitRamp May 31, 2004

Cotton Bouquet

A scented tampon in use. The mingled odor of a scented tampon and a decaying fish.

If you chicks only knew how bad that cotton bouquet smells, you'd stop advertising the fact that you are on the rag.

by ExitRamp September 25, 2003