ExitRamp's definitions

Teflon Dump

After Dropping a Deuce you wipe once and there isn't even a pale brown stain on the toilet paper.
The origin is Dow Chemical's Teflon that is applied to frying pans to keep food from sticking. Ronald Reagan was known as the "Teflon President" because no one could get any scandal to stick to him.

John: Sarah can you check my spokes and balloon knot? I just wiped and there wasn't any stain on the toilet paper.
Sarah: nothing there
John: Hey, I just dropped a Teflon Dump!

by ExitRamp June 4, 2004

nybble

in computer parlance, 4 bits or a mixture of 4 1's and 0's. Derived from IBM's term for 8 bits = 1 byte. A nybble is 1/2 byte

Bill, a Systems Analyst, was trying to locate the reason for a computer crash by examining a RAM dump. He scrutinized a particular nybble as a possible cause.

by ExitRamp May 15, 2004

Cotton Bouquet

A scented tampon in use. The mingled odor of a scented tampon and a decaying fish.

If you chicks only knew how bad that cotton bouquet smells, you'd stop advertising the fact that you are on the rag.

by ExitRamp September 25, 2003