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ICBM

The result when you give an enema to a constipated Eskimo. (see BM)
Nanook had been backed up for eight days, so Nanna mixed whale blubber with ex-lax. Nanook dropped a huge "icey BM" a few feet from the igloo about 2 hours later.
by ExitRamp May 31, 2004
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Deuce of Spades

An unusually black and tarry load of feces. Extension of drop a deuceOrigination: Deuce = "#2"; Spades = a suit of 13 cards in a standard 52-card deck
Matt dropped a deuce of spades that was so black and sticky, the highway department could've paved over that pothole on Elm Street with it.
by ExitRamp June 23, 2004
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Teflon Dump

After Dropping a Deuce you wipe once and there isn't even a pale brown stain on the toilet paper.
The origin is Dow Chemical's Teflon that is applied to frying pans to keep food from sticking. Ronald Reagan was known as the "Teflon President" because no one could get any scandal to stick to him.
John: Sarah can you check my spokes and balloon knot? I just wiped and there wasn't any stain on the toilet paper.
Sarah: nothing there
John: Hey, I just dropped a Teflon Dump!
by ExitRamp June 4, 2004
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