10 definitions by EvilDave

Scottish Restaurant

McDonald's.

Also Scottish Food, Scottish Cuisine.

If I eat at the Scottish Restaurant again, I'll get McSick!

by EvilDave August 16, 2011

Starbucks Crack Baby

People, usually very young, who MUST have Starbucks (or similar sugary, caffeine-loaded McStuff) at least every day. Typically very brand-aware. Similar beverages from the 'wrong' brand just won't do.

Hold on, we gotta stop here. She's a Starbucks crack baby, and she'll kill us all if she doesn't get her fix this morning.

by EvilDave August 26, 2010

Jim Henson's Disease

Any illness which the sufferer elects to ignore, because they're too busy with work and/or too shy to bother other people about trivialities like their own rapidly deteriorating health.

Jim Henson famously died of pneumonia, but not wanting to be a 'bother' to hospital people, delayed going until it was too late.

Go home and rest. We don't need anyone dying of Jim Henson's Disease here!

by EvilDave January 23, 2011

goat boy

One of the best skits from the greatest comedian to have ever lived.

Goat boy is here to please you, tie me to your headboard, throw your legs over my shoulders and let me wear you like a feed bag.

by EvilDave April 15, 2004

trump voter

This is the new 'politically correct' replacement for 'retard' that we have all been waiting for!

Yeah, *congratulations*, Trump Voter! You placed second in the Special Olympics!

by EvilDave March 21, 2017

Micro$uckup

A tireless defender of Micro$oft and its products. Typically stays online 24/7 to rebut all criticism of the most holy of holies.

Jeez! Shista is a crawling P.O.S.!

What are you trying to say? You only HATE Microsoft for being successful!

What a Micro$uckup

by EvilDave August 12, 2009

lamb

A genius trip-hop / electronic duo from Manchester. If you have any interest in electronic music you have to hear Lamb.

checkout this new Lamb album

by EvilDave April 15, 2004