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zoop

A combination of 'zoom' + 'swoop', or performing some ambiguous animation sequence within a user interface to switch from one mode to another.
When he clicks on that, zoop in the other interface.
by evildave September 26, 2012
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Scottish Restaurant

If I eat at the Scottish Restaurant again, I'll get McSick!
by evildave August 20, 2011
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trump voter

This is the new 'politically correct' replacement for 'retard' that we have all been waiting for!
Yeah, *congratulations*, Trump Voter! You placed second in the Special Olympics!
by evildave March 20, 2017
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Micro$uckup

A tireless defender of Micro$oft and its products. Typically stays online 24/7 to rebut all criticism of the most holy of holies.
Jeez! Shista is a crawling P.O.S.!

What are you trying to say? You only HATE Microsoft for being successful!

What a Micro$uckup
by evildave August 12, 2009
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goat boy

One of the best skits from the greatest comedian to have ever lived.
Goat boy is here to please you, tie me to your headboard, throw your legs over my shoulders and let me wear you like a feed bag.
by EvilDave April 15, 2004
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Jim Henson's Disease

Any illness which the sufferer elects to ignore, because they're too busy with work and/or too shy to bother other people about trivialities like their own rapidly deteriorating health.

Jim Henson famously died of pneumonia, but not wanting to be a 'bother' to hospital people, delayed going until it was too late.
Go home and rest. We don't need anyone dying of Jim Henson's Disease here!
by evildave January 23, 2011
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McStuff

The legendary goop from which all McDonald's menu items are derived. Chilled and pooped out of machine into a cup, it's a shake. Baked in an oven, it's a bun. Grilled, it's a burger. Molded different ways and fried, it's french fries, chicken nuggets, onion rings, etc.

Generally anything that comes from a McDonald's restaurant.

Also anything that's cheap, abundant, undesirable and valueless.
The McStuff... it is... ALIVE!
by evildave August 26, 2010
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