Dumb Truck

Somebody who does something extremly stupid..

'My god did you eat all of those raw scotch bonnet chillies?? You Dumb Truck!!!!'

by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003

micks

Another word for the drug Ecstasy, short for 'Mick Mills'

Clubber : 'Hey are we dropping any Micks tonight?'

by Evil-Ernie June 06, 2003

Breaking the Seal

Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

'I broke the seal in the Flapper and Firkin bogs, after that there was no stopping me"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

caps

Caps lock on a computer keyboard. Represents SHOUTING in chat rooms,IRC chats and forums...

'Turn your caps off! It looks like your shouting!'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

netspeak

A way of quickly writing what you would normally say in an IRC or chat room

'I had to use Netspeak on the chat room because otherwise I wouldnt be able to keep up...'

by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003

plastic pig

Its a nickname for a 3 wheeled British car called a Reliant Robin. With a body made out of fibre-glass and a very small engine. Known to tip round corners and were given to the disabled and old as 'invalid Carriges', usually in a pale blue colour. Can be driven on a motorbike license.

'I once saw a plastic pig go to fast round a corner and tip onto its side!'

by Evil-Ernie June 06, 2003

beer tardis

Its when you leave the pub after many a bevvie, and suddenly your home , transversing time and space in a split second, that is your beer tardis, named after the phone box in Doctor Who..

'I dont know how i got back last night, im must of got my beer tardis home..."

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003