Evil-Ernie's definitions

Pugwash

cum that drains out of the anus after anal intercourse

by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003

netspeak

A way of quickly writing what you would normally say in an IRC or chat room

'I had to use Netspeak on the chat room because otherwise I wouldnt be able to keep up...'

by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003

micks

Another word for the drug Ecstasy, short for 'Mick Mills'

Clubber : 'Hey are we dropping any Micks tonight?'

by Evil-Ernie June 6, 2003

Dumb Truck

Somebody who does something extremly stupid..

'My god did you eat all of those raw scotch bonnet chillies?? You Dumb Truck!!!!'

by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003

Breaking the Seal

Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

'I broke the seal in the Flapper and Firkin bogs, after that there was no stopping me"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

pearl harbour

Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl
Harbour out here!" Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air.

by Evil-Ernie July 15, 2003

Swindon

Swindon, a dump in the middle of Wiltshire, England. A big town with a small village attitude.. Native population are mainly made up of knuckle draggers and bumpkins.
Apparently the name comes from the original old english for 'Swine Town' which says it all really....

'Lets go to Swindon!, wait!, no, its shite-hole...'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003