Evil-Ernie's definitions

X

Short for Extreme

Skater :'Whoa! that kickflip across the roof was x!'

by Evil-Ernie January 5, 2007

coffin dodger

an old person, probably about to die very soon...

"Hey my grans 95, shes a coffin dodger"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

beer tardis

Its when you leave the pub after many a bevvie, and suddenly your home , transversing time and space in a split second, that is your beer tardis, named after the phone box in Doctor Who..

'I dont know how i got back last night, im must of got my beer tardis home..."

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

beer compass

The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze-cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.

"I got home by using my beer compass last night"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

Breaking the Seal

Your first piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

'I broke the seal in the Flapper and Firkin bogs, after that there was no stopping me"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

pearl harbour

Cold (weather). An example of it would be - "It's a bit Pearl
Harbour out here!" Meaning - there's a nasty 'nip' in the air.

by Evil-Ernie July 15, 2003

Chopsocky

Drunken brawling usally in street, where as the participents are so pissed up that their wildy swinging punches miss about 99% of the time. Very amusing to watch...

'Hey look at those 2 old dude chopsocky! '

by Evil-Ernie June 6, 2003