Evil-Ernie's definitions

Beans

Slang for the clubbers drug Ecstacy because when your mashed you look at some in your hand and they look like beans...

clubber : 'I was full of beans last night at the party'

by Evil-Ernie June 6, 2003

Sierra Hotel

Phonetic alphabet for shit hot
Means something thats excelent, cool. Its used when your not allowed to swear. Often used in military.

'Wow Dad! your new jacket is Sierra Hotel!'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

Pugwash

cum that drains out of the anus after anal intercourse

by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003

plastic pig

Its a nickname for a 3 wheeled British car called a Reliant Robin. With a body made out of fibre-glass and a very small engine. Known to tip round corners and were given to the disabled and old as 'invalid Carriges', usually in a pale blue colour. Can be driven on a motorbike license.

'I once saw a plastic pig go to fast round a corner and tip onto its side!'

by Evil-Ernie June 6, 2003

beer tardis

Its when you leave the pub after many a bevvie, and suddenly your home , transversing time and space in a split second, that is your beer tardis, named after the phone box in Doctor Who..

'I dont know how i got back last night, im must of got my beer tardis home..."

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

Chopsocky

Drunken brawling usally in street, where as the participents are so pissed up that their wildy swinging punches miss about 99% of the time. Very amusing to watch...

'Hey look at those 2 old dude chopsocky! '

by Evil-Ernie June 6, 2003

three fingered salute

to press press CTRL ALT and DELETE on your PC thus resetting it .. derived from the 3 fingers you use to press the buttons.

John:"Damn my computer has froze!!"
Dave:"Give it a three fingered salute!"
John:"But ill lose all my work..."

by Evil-Ernie June 2, 2003