plastic pig

Its a nickname for a 3 wheeled British car called a Reliant Robin. With a body made out of fibre-glass and a very small engine. Known to tip round corners and were given to the disabled and old as 'invalid Carriges', usually in a pale blue colour. Can be driven on a motorbike license.

'I once saw a plastic pig go to fast round a corner and tip onto its side!'

by Evil-Ernie June 06, 2003

smished

To be both pissed and smashed . Can also be used to describe being off your face on illigal narcotics..

'I drank 20 pints last night, I was completly Smished!'

by Evil-Ernie May 20, 2003

micks

Another word for the drug Ecstasy, short for 'Mick Mills'

Clubber : 'Hey are we dropping any Micks tonight?'

by Evil-Ernie June 06, 2003

caps

Caps lock on a computer keyboard. Represents SHOUTING in chat rooms,IRC chats and forums...

'Turn your caps off! It looks like your shouting!'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

flipdick

Insult, used to describe a stupid male. T

'You told your girlfriend EVERYTHING!!!?? You flipdick!!'

by Evil-Ernie May 28, 2003

Birmingham

Industrial city in the centre of England. My home town. Second city in England, biggest city next to London. Famous for having world class curry houses.

'Birmingham Rocks!'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

beer compass

The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze-cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from.

"I got home by using my beer compass last night"

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003