Open Drawer

A drawer that is open.

Person: "I have a drawer and when it is open I call it an open drawer."

by Evil October 19, 2003

Paper Clip

A clip for paper

Person: "I have a paper clip. I think I will use it for clipping paper together!"

by Evil October 19, 2003

The Matrix

an excellent movie that has fantastic SPFX, a semi decent story line, mediocre acting and awesome fight scenes, which grabs the viewer into believing that these movies are the best thing since STAR WARS, only to find that the next two movies where written and directed by intoxicated watchers of the tele tubbies, turning what is possibly the best original movie in years into the good part of the worst method of spending my hard earned money to see a movie when the trailer is so much better than the movie itself

I saw the first matrix, it was awesome. I can't wait for the sequels!
I saw the second movie, it didnt make alot of sense, and it was nearly all dialog.
I saw the third movie, thank fuck neo died, I hate the bastard! I wan't the last two and a half hours of my life back!!! What a crock of shit

by Evil January 10, 2004

Vibrating tooth brush

A brush for your teeth that vibrates.

Person: "I like things that vibrate and I want a brush for my teeth so I think I will buy a vibrating tooth brush."

by Evil October 19, 2003

T Shirt

A shirt in the shape of a T

Person: "I just bought a shirt in the shape of a T. I think it is a t shirt. What do you think?"

by Evil October 19, 2003

Backwoods Retard

The Lead guitarist in my old rockin band. Jacob. He lives in mississippi.

eviL, I'm gonna call you negative lead. Well I'm gonna call you Backwoods Retard.

by eviL July 10, 2004

khakiflage

khakiflage (noun, verb) : any articles of clothing worn to disguise one's true nature in order to fit in more effectively with yuppie-scum human manequins.

noun: I put on my khakiflage to investigate the banquet hall for structural weaknesses.
verb: I was khakiflaged and passed sercurity unnoticed.

by evil March 31, 2004