Evil's definitions

Microwave

Something that heats things up using micro waves. Used for cooking food, torturing baby kittens, and much much more.

Person: "I want to cook my chinese food using waves that are micro. I think I will go and buy a microwave."

by Evil October 18, 2003

Fax Machine

A machine used for sending faxes.

Person: "I just bought a fax machine. I think I will use it to send disturbing faxes to my friends." (note: The faxes will end up back in his fax machine.)

by Evil October 18, 2003

Gloomfire

A person of great sexiness.

Man, that person is a gloomfire!

by Evil August 9, 2004

Metallic Purple

The color purple when it is metallic.

Person: "Metallic purple is a groovy color."

by Evil October 18, 2003

The Matrix

an excellent movie that has fantastic SPFX, a semi decent story line, mediocre acting and awesome fight scenes, which grabs the viewer into believing that these movies are the best thing since STAR WARS, only to find that the next two movies where written and directed by intoxicated watchers of the tele tubbies, turning what is possibly the best original movie in years into the good part of the worst method of spending my hard earned money to see a movie when the trailer is so much better than the movie itself

I saw the first matrix, it was awesome. I can't wait for the sequels!
I saw the second movie, it didnt make alot of sense, and it was nearly all dialog.
I saw the third movie, thank fuck neo died, I hate the bastard! I wan't the last two and a half hours of my life back!!! What a crock of shit

by Evil January 9, 2004

Tennis shoes

Shoes for tennis.

Person: "I am a rebel because I wear my tennis shoes for running." heh...heh...

by Evil October 18, 2003

Piggy Banks

A bank in the form of a pig. Usually.

Person: "Look! A piggy bank! Let's shake it so it makes a cool noise!"

by Evil October 18, 2003