Everythingzen's definitions

Kentucky wet face

When a male ejaculates in a females vagina and she sprays the semen out of her vagina on to another females face. You have to have to females and one male do accomplish this act.

Nick and these Chinese twins did the Kentucky wet face and the twins thought that is how you are sopposed to fuck in America.

by Everythingzen March 14, 2015

Afu

It's an abreiviation for the phrase all fucked up.

When I burned my face off, the wound was afu!

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

Ass tomato

When a hemroid in a persons anus swells up and turns red.

The ass tomato on my dads anus is looking rough, I think he should see a doctor.

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

Kansas ass scratcher

When a human takes a sun dryed cob of corn and wipes fecal matter and other things that cause itching from it's anus.

Last night i ran out if toilet paper and had to use a Kansas ass scratcher to remove the shit.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Fonk Thot

It's is when a sexually active female, has and filthy vagina and it's smells like a dead animal.

This morning I thought I smelled a dead animal, and I threw up all over my bathroom floor, when I looked up, it was jade brochaus with her legs open. I said get out of my house you Fonk Thot .!

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Fat twat bitch

When a girl has huge fat vaginal lips and it looks similar to a camel toe.

Jade brockaus has a huge fucking camel toe, I can't stand to see it I throw up everytime, that fat twat bitch!!

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

glass belly button

vision portal for the clueless person

Joe's head is so far up his ass he needs a glass belly button to see.

by everythingzen December 9, 2008