Evan's definitions

Seattle

Home of protest crazed liberals and fish throwing coffee drinking tech junkies. A very open and diverse place populated mostly by whites with a strong asian influence. A gay friendly city that approved a marijuana initiative. Plagued by meth use, bank robberies, high unemployment and traffic congestion.

I protested world trade, got an abortion, founded a startup, caught a fish, robbed a bank, lost my job, and shot someone on the road all in the same day!

by Evan January 4, 2005

agent orange

alias of rapper Cage from the Smut Peddlers

Dick Starbuck and Agent Orange, Porno detectives

by Evan August 14, 2003

hyp

somebody staring at you, hyponotized

damn that women was hyp

by Evan February 15, 2005

Rahnuma

the best kisser in the world.

"she aint nothing but a heartbreaker"

by Evan December 12, 2004

Ariel V

By far, the cutest girl on the planet, the girl I am in love with, and the girl I....wait.....what tha fuck am i doin!? maybe i am a faithful boy

"Hey, you want me to introduce you to that girl right there?"
"Oooh, yeah she lookin right!"
"Haha, I'm just playin that's Ariel, my girl"
"I'm still bout 2 holla"
"BITCH!"

by Evan March 14, 2005

big coke

Slang term for cocaine addict. Also name for somebody who thinks they are bigger, faster, stronger. BFS as a big toke would call it. Also see,
oakley
smokley
big oak
big smoke
big toke

Big coke: Blowing coke makes me BFS.

by evan June 3, 2004

NoCost

Originating from the lengthened version "No Cost", this word has been twisted to mean that you pay the company giving you useless shit nothing, but you have to sign up for 3 different offers at a $9.95 introductory price, as well as paying heinous shipping as if you were shipping from DerkaDerkastan

Free Porn for NoCost!

Apple iPod for NoCost!

by Evan October 22, 2004