Evan's definitions

cricked

crooked, or bent

That road is cricked.

by Evan July 3, 2003

docker dickies

a pair of Dickie brand pants that have been cut much shorter than is socially acceptable for baggy shorts

"Is that his knee? Those must be docker dickies."

by Evan June 20, 2002

TracStarr

female that jumps on a dick faster than FloJo ran a race, usually these females participate in different events similar to a track meet: 4x1, pole vault, long jump, etc.

Hey, did you hear bout Elyse at them niggas' house? Oooooohh weeee! She did the 4x1, she a TracStarr

by Evan February 11, 2005

3btnrn

3btnrn (three-bit'-nirn)
n.
1. A religious holiday that occurs every day at noon, usually accompanied by a short religious sermon.
2. A holy war.
3. The machine from a man, the 'Great 3btnrn', child of Chuck Norris.

v.
1. To kill or beat severely.

int.
1. A call of victory.

(To Kill) "Don't make us 3btnrn you!"
(Victory) "3btnrn!"

by Evan July 31, 2008

bromby

One of the greatest single acts that can be performed on the commode, it involves a woman performing oral sex on a man whilst he defecates.

After a long day at the railyards, a bromby would be a great pick-me-upper before the PTA meeting.

by Evan August 19, 2004

chesticals

Boobies

That woman has very large chesticals

by Evan August 17, 2003

Yammy

Someone who very much enjoys orally pleasuring a woman, also "Yamster"

did you about that dude doing the yammy to that female over there.

hes's a yamster

by Evan February 11, 2005