Evan's definitions

m-town

Marlton, NJ is where we live. M-town is the kids and the fucked up shit we do. It's the kids that smoke, drink beers, do drugs and get messed up. In M-town you're a party all-star. In Marlton, you're doing homework. In different towns...you make sure the whole town knows you're from M-tooowwwwnnnnnn.

party all-star, awesome, fucked up all the time

by Evan January 30, 2005

canuckian

A slang (and often offensive) term to refer to a Canadian.

Similar to canuck.

"My brother married a flippin' Canuckian."

by Evan December 24, 2005

NoCost

Originating from the lengthened version "No Cost", this word has been twisted to mean that you pay the company giving you useless shit nothing, but you have to sign up for 3 different offers at a $9.95 introductory price, as well as paying heinous shipping as if you were shipping from DerkaDerkastan

Free Porn for NoCost!

Apple iPod for NoCost!

by Evan October 22, 2004

road conning

the strategical placement of cones on a road where cars are bound to hit them.

I coned that cadillac on 14 mile last weekend.

by Evan April 23, 2004

the fire fighter

when you light a chick's bush on fire and put it out with your cum.

man, i gave my girlfriend the fire fighter last night. today she cant walk.

by evan June 16, 2003

big coke

Slang term for cocaine addict. Also name for somebody who thinks they are bigger, faster, stronger. BFS as a big toke would call it. Also see,
oakley
smokley
big oak
big smoke
big toke

Big coke: Blowing coke makes me BFS.

by evan June 3, 2004

midwest movement

A social organization that is promoting the midwest and sweeping the nation. (The east, west, and south get plenty of attention, it is now our turn up top baby!)

It's the movement, ya heard!?!?
Midwest movement, get used to it.
Midwest movement, who's comin with?

by Evan January 18, 2004