Eugene's definitions

brownie

Teamster lingo for a full time top pay-tiered UPS employee.

The brownies got taken care of in the last contract, but the casuals got jack shit.

by eugene February 1, 2004

shop steward

A officer in a union, whose job it is to enforce a union contract, in addition to his regular job, with no extra pay. Viewed by the employer as a "socialist puke", by lazy co-workers as a company sellout, and by everyone else as insane.

The shop steward is a fucking communist, we should fire his ass.

I called in sick 15 times this month because I was hung over, and the shop steward didn't do shit about it when I got fired.

by eugene February 7, 2004

Pinhead

A person or persons who's head is of abnormally skinny in size like the shape of a pin.

Hey look that guy has a pinhead.

by Eugene October 22, 2003

stick a fork in it

1) A state of completion.

2) To be completely destroyed or defeated.

Stick a fork in it, it's done.

Stick a fork in him, he's done.

by eugene February 7, 2004

scrible

a person who can tag has a very nasty style such as RAEL. or toy.

that fool is a scrible!!!

by eugene August 27, 2003

whartonite

a TOOL at the Wharton School of Business (UPENN) that sucks up to professors emailing them about curves, means and medians on exams, etc. Likes to hump chia pets (organic chinchillas)and perform stock analyses on weekends.

John is such a Whartonite, he goes to EVERY office hour Mr. Hopkins holds

by Eugene April 11, 2005

slacktivist

n. A political activist who has been active in the past, but in the present mostly talks about politics, drinks beer, smokes weed, and has sex with other activists.

After the strike, noose papier became a slacktivist; he needed the break.

by eugene March 3, 2004