Ethan's definitions

nowhoa

The opposite of yayuh.

Someone- "Lil Jon is one of the great scholars of the 21st century."
Me- "NOWHOAAAAAA"
Someone- "YAYUHHHHHH"

by Ethan March 31, 2005

trisha jo

one hot momma

lets turn it on, lets turn it up, and turn this room in to a sauna

by Ethan March 27, 2004

your dad

1. An alternative to {your momas a come back since "your mom" is overused.
2. An alternative to your mom by some gay males as a joke.

1. "So what did you do last night?"
"Your dad."
2. Adam: John... SHUT UP PLEASE
John: lmao, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR DADDY
SAID LAST NIGHT!

by Ethan March 6, 2005

Oxymoron

An idiot with a gas bottle!

That idiot has a gas bottle! That's the first oxymoron I've seen in a long time!

by Ethan February 16, 2005

Walt Whitman

Father of American poetry. Uses free verse.

"Camerado, I give you my hand!
I give you my love more precious than money,
I give you myself before preaching or law;
Will you give me yourself? will you come travel with me?
Shall we stick by each other as long as we live?"

-from "Song of The Open Road"

by Ethan May 19, 2005

Simbo

Bad, silly

(Think of how you lost Fortnite) you’re just as bad as Simbo.

by Ethan June 29, 2019

Boonapalist

A woman that ain't gonna stress her man none.

Master P: You want half or you ready for the whole thing?
Ms. Peaches: You ready for the whole thing?
Master P: Shi...You ain't gonna change on a nigga, huh?
Ms. Peaches: (Tsk) No.
Master P: I'm gonna make you out my boonapalist ya heard me?
Ms. Peaches: Thats straight.

by Ethan January 27, 2004