Ethan's definitions

winter-een-mass

A holiday celebrated by gamers the world over, lasting all of January. You are allowed to give gifts for this celebration but they must be game related and under £10. You can also give out cards. Most importantly however you must play video games until your eyes bleed.

Player 1: 'So, you suck at Tekken 5 this winter-een-mass...'
Player 2: 'Fuck you.'
Both: 'Happy winter-een-mass, jackoff.'

by Ethan March 7, 2005

your dad

1. An alternative to {your momas a come back since "your mom" is overused.
2. An alternative to your mom by some gay males as a joke.

1. "So what did you do last night?"
"Your dad."
2. Adam: John... SHUT UP PLEASE
John: lmao, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR DADDY
SAID LAST NIGHT!

by Ethan March 6, 2005

glimpse of hell

When one farts and continues to leave the sphincter open for a matter of seconds...

After building up the strength i was able to show everyone at school a glimpse of hell from my car window.

by ethan May 13, 2005

Eagle Shit

Eagle droppings. Most commonly found on windshields or door handles.

Don't step in that eagle shit!

by Ethan May 20, 2005

The Anti Thinker

One who doesn't think, an animator.
Shawn Langhans

Shawn Langhans pwns the world.

by Ethan July 13, 2004

nowhoa

The opposite of yayuh.

Someone- "Lil Jon is one of the great scholars of the 21st century."
Me- "NOWHOAAAAAA"
Someone- "YAYUHHHHHH"

by Ethan March 31, 2005

tuna snob

One who, when eating a variety of canned tuna, ONLY eats the finest chunk or solid albacore. This person frowns on those who eat chunk light tuna, and may even vomit when he or she attempts to ingest this low class version of a truly high class food.

When Andi tried my chunk light tuna, she threw up a little in her mouth, exclaiming, "This shit is whack, give me my albacore!"

by Ethan April 25, 2005