Ethan's definitions

Children of Bodom

One of the Best progressive/melodic death metal bands ever. Alexi Laiho, the guitarist, is one of the best guitarists in the world, and isn't too bad at singing either. Other members include Jaska Raatikainen, who plays the drums; Henkka Blacksmith, who plays the bass; Janne Warman, who plays the keyboard; and lastly, Alexander Kuoppala, who recently left the band, and has been replaced for the time being with Roope Latvala. The band's name came from one of the biggest murder mysteries in the band's home country of Finland, nearly 45 years ago, which revolved around 4 kids camping near lake bodom. 3 of the 4 were violently murdered, and the fourth was put in a mental instutution. It has come out recently though, that the fouth kid was the murderer. Children of Bodom's music is a blend of metal, and neoclassical melodies. Their latest album, Hatecrew Deathroll, has at least one great solo in every single song. If you haven't checked them out yet, do so. I command it.

Their albums and EPs:

1)Something Wild
2)Children of Bodom
3)Downfall
4)Hatebreeder
5)Tokyo Warheats (live album)
6)HATE ME!
7)Follow the Reaper
8)You're Better Off Dead!
9)Hatecrew Deathroll
10) Trashed, Lost & Strungout

by Ethan March 30, 2005

jizzmaster

One who is known for mastering the art of the swallow. This can be either a female or a male.

See jizz

"Shit, Pat, how many times have you had your stomach pumped this week? Fucking jizzmaster."

by Ethan August 31, 2003

ho-ho

noun;
1)person who likes ho-hos
2)person who resembles a ho-ho, and enjoys telling others how great he or she is, therefore no one cares about them.
Ignorant, obnoxious, self-centered, alcoholic who doesnt wash clothing, ostentatious, likes boys who hate her, repeats things that no one cares about.
3)CRAZY AND LOUD, ROUDY, LIKES THE BEACH.

1)No one likes a ho-ho.

2)"Ho-Ho is a NO-NO!"

by Ethan April 25, 2005

Kolby Fox

Fat rich kid who thinks hes the best. Who also tries to make up for his small penis by buying things with all his money.
*He also may be a baseball player who sucks at pitching.

Kid 1: Wow who is that fat kid that thinks hes the best?
Kid 2: Oh thats just Kolby Fox, hes fat and is hung like a tic tac.. don't mind him

by Ethan December 27, 2003

Boonapalist

A woman that ain't gonna stress her man none.

Master P: You want half or you ready for the whole thing?
Ms. Peaches: You ready for the whole thing?
Master P: Shi...You ain't gonna change on a nigga, huh?
Ms. Peaches: (Tsk) No.
Master P: I'm gonna make you out my boonapalist ya heard me?
Ms. Peaches: Thats straight.

by Ethan January 27, 2004

winter-een-mass

A holiday celebrated by gamers the world over, lasting all of January. You are allowed to give gifts for this celebration but they must be game related and under £10. You can also give out cards. Most importantly however you must play video games until your eyes bleed.

Player 1: 'So, you suck at Tekken 5 this winter-een-mass...'
Player 2: 'Fuck you.'
Both: 'Happy winter-een-mass, jackoff.'

by Ethan March 7, 2005

tuna snob

One who, when eating a variety of canned tuna, ONLY eats the finest chunk or solid albacore. This person frowns on those who eat chunk light tuna, and may even vomit when he or she attempts to ingest this low class version of a truly high class food.

When Andi tried my chunk light tuna, she threw up a little in her mouth, exclaiming, "This shit is whack, give me my albacore!"

by Ethan April 25, 2005