40 definitions by Ethan
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The floor was littered with donut dandruff after my coworkers raided a box of Krispy Kreme glazed donuts.
by Ethan October 9, 2003
Any problem that can be solved with household or other ordinary items in a creative manner, often including dental floss.
by Ethan December 16, 2002
After building up the strength i was able to show everyone at school a glimpse of hell from my car window.
by Ethan March 7, 2005
"Camerado, I give you my hand!
I give you my love more precious than money,
I give you myself before preaching or law;
Will you give me yourself? will you come travel with me?
Shall we stick by each other as long as we live?"
-from "Song of The Open Road"
I give you my love more precious than money,
I give you myself before preaching or law;
Will you give me yourself? will you come travel with me?
Shall we stick by each other as long as we live?"
-from "Song of The Open Road"
by Ethan May 18, 2005
-What's the difference between a Zombie and a Fetus?
You cant bbq Zombies.
-Whats the difference between a bag of popcorn and a fetus?
Fetuses don't pop in the microwave.
-Why isn't there fetus porn?
Its a fucking crime against humanity... unless it includes pointy objects...
You cant bbq Zombies.
-Whats the difference between a bag of popcorn and a fetus?
Fetuses don't pop in the microwave.
-Why isn't there fetus porn?
Its a fucking crime against humanity... unless it includes pointy objects...
by Ethan March 23, 2005