Ethan's definitions

Kolby Fox

Fat rich kid who thinks hes the best. Who also tries to make up for his small penis by buying things with all his money.
*He also may be a baseball player who sucks at pitching.

Kid 1: Wow who is that fat kid that thinks hes the best?
Kid 2: Oh thats just Kolby Fox, hes fat and is hung like a tic tac.. don't mind him

by Ethan December 27, 2003

Oxymoron

An idiot with a gas bottle!

That idiot has a gas bottle! That's the first oxymoron I've seen in a long time!

by Ethan February 16, 2005

your dad

1. An alternative to {your momas a come back since "your mom" is overused.
2. An alternative to your mom by some gay males as a joke.

1. "So what did you do last night?"
"Your dad."
2. Adam: John... SHUT UP PLEASE
John: lmao, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR DADDY
SAID LAST NIGHT!

by Ethan March 6, 2005

blaz

hot sexy beats that nicole wants, the utmost sexiest being alive, unmatchably hott

he is such a blaz, look at that blaz,

by ethan February 17, 2005

tuna talk time

A work-derived term denoting that special time during the day that you can get together with your friend and talk shit or share stories about what is going on in the office, while simultaneously making tuna for lunch. This term is a variation of tuna time, which is simply making tuna without the talking. One of the two tuna talk time participants will most likely be a tuna snob

Candi and Nathan usually meet around 11:30 at least once a week for a tuna talk time session.

by Ethan April 28, 2005

artsy

(adj) It describes one who is into aesthetics. It will be unjust to be given descriptions or specfics since art is too broad to be defined.

When the pianist performed his art filled with his explosive passion, the artsy child shooked and was filled with such an uncontrollable emotion, so strong that he was unable to hold back his tears.

The artsy boy sat outside of a café on an autumn day to study the busy world passing him by as he record his thoughts and ideas in a notebook.

by Ethan May 19, 2005

Simbo

Bad, silly

(Think of how you lost Fortnite) you’re just as bad as Simbo.

by Ethan June 29, 2019