Ethan's definitions

Oxymoron

An idiot with a gas bottle!

That idiot has a gas bottle! That's the first oxymoron I've seen in a long time!

by Ethan February 16, 2005

your dad

1. An alternative to {your momas a come back since "your mom" is overused.
2. An alternative to your mom by some gay males as a joke.

1. "So what did you do last night?"
"Your dad."
2. Adam: John... SHUT UP PLEASE
John: lmao, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR DADDY
SAID LAST NIGHT!

by Ethan March 6, 2005

tuna talk time

A work-derived term denoting that special time during the day that you can get together with your friend and talk shit or share stories about what is going on in the office, while simultaneously making tuna for lunch. This term is a variation of tuna time, which is simply making tuna without the talking. One of the two tuna talk time participants will most likely be a tuna snob

Candi and Nathan usually meet around 11:30 at least once a week for a tuna talk time session.

by Ethan April 28, 2005

nowhoa

The opposite of yayuh.

Someone- "Lil Jon is one of the great scholars of the 21st century."
Me- "NOWHOAAAAAA"
Someone- "YAYUHHHHHH"

by Ethan March 31, 2005

nutfuck

A person who acts mindlessly.
See fucknut

That nutfuck ran over my cat!

by Ethan December 4, 2003

fetus

An unborn.
Also, the best damn thing to use in ANY joke... EVER.

-What's the difference between a Zombie and a Fetus?
You cant bbq Zombies.
-Whats the difference between a bag of popcorn and a fetus?
Fetuses don't pop in the microwave.
-Why isn't there fetus porn?
Its a fucking crime against humanity... unless it includes pointy objects...

by Ethan March 23, 2005

tire kicker

Someone who is indecisive about purchasing a product or service, and never feels satisfied with what they are offered. In the end a tire kicker may or may not buy. The term comes from sales people at car dealerships. Tire kickers would come around frequently, kick the tires a few times on the cars that they liked, but never make a solid purchasing decision on any particular car or trim.

That tire kicker has come here every day for the last month, don't waste any time on him.

by Ethan April 27, 2004