Ethan's definitions

Children of Bodom

One of the Best progressive/melodic death metal bands ever. Alexi Laiho, the guitarist, is one of the best guitarists in the world, and isn't too bad at singing either. Other members include Jaska Raatikainen, who plays the drums; Henkka Blacksmith, who plays the bass; Janne Warman, who plays the keyboard; and lastly, Alexander Kuoppala, who recently left the band, and has been replaced for the time being with Roope Latvala. The band's name came from one of the biggest murder mysteries in the band's home country of Finland, nearly 45 years ago, which revolved around 4 kids camping near lake bodom. 3 of the 4 were violently murdered, and the fourth was put in a mental instutution. It has come out recently though, that the fouth kid was the murderer. Children of Bodom's music is a blend of metal, and neoclassical melodies. Their latest album, Hatecrew Deathroll, has at least one great solo in every single song. If you haven't checked them out yet, do so. I command it.

Their albums and EPs:

1)Something Wild
2)Children of Bodom
3)Downfall
4)Hatebreeder
5)Tokyo Warheats (live album)
6)HATE ME!
7)Follow the Reaper
8)You're Better Off Dead!
9)Hatecrew Deathroll
10) Trashed, Lost & Strungout

by Ethan March 30, 2005

jizzmaster

One who is known for mastering the art of the swallow. This can be either a female or a male.

See jizz

"Shit, Pat, how many times have you had your stomach pumped this week? Fucking jizzmaster."

by Ethan August 31, 2003

kill your buddy

A version of dodgeball in which all the players stand inside the boundaries of a basketball court and attempt to hit other people with balls. There are no teams. If you get hit three times, you go outside the out-of-bounds line and can pick up balls that roll towards you and peg the people still in play. Last person left inside the court wins.

This isn't your ordinary game of dodgeball -- this is kill your buddy.

by ethan February 2, 2004

ho-ho

noun;
1)person who likes ho-hos
2)person who resembles a ho-ho, and enjoys telling others how great he or she is, therefore no one cares about them.
Ignorant, obnoxious, self-centered, alcoholic who doesnt wash clothing, ostentatious, likes boys who hate her, repeats things that no one cares about.
3)CRAZY AND LOUD, ROUDY, LIKES THE BEACH.

1)No one likes a ho-ho.

2)"Ho-Ho is a NO-NO!"

by Ethan April 25, 2005

artsy

(adj) It describes one who is into aesthetics. It will be unjust to be given descriptions or specfics since art is too broad to be defined.

When the pianist performed his art filled with his explosive passion, the artsy child shooked and was filled with such an uncontrollable emotion, so strong that he was unable to hold back his tears.

The artsy boy sat outside of a café on an autumn day to study the busy world passing him by as he record his thoughts and ideas in a notebook.

by Ethan May 19, 2005

tuna snob

One who, when eating a variety of canned tuna, ONLY eats the finest chunk or solid albacore. This person frowns on those who eat chunk light tuna, and may even vomit when he or she attempts to ingest this low class version of a truly high class food.

When Andi tried my chunk light tuna, she threw up a little in her mouth, exclaiming, "This shit is whack, give me my albacore!"

by Ethan April 25, 2005

Oxymoron

An idiot with a gas bottle!

That idiot has a gas bottle! That's the first oxymoron I've seen in a long time!

by Ethan February 16, 2005