Definitions by Etan Ilfeld

pull a Bruno 

To do something fantastically obnoxious while seeking attention.
Often involves embarrassing those around you.

The fashion show is about to start. So, please don't pull a Bruno on me!

pull a Bruno by Etan Ilfeld December 12, 2009

branding

Taking a piece of $hi* and spray painting it.

Adam: Did you see the crap they were selling in there?
Mark: Yeah, but the packaging and branding made it smell less awful...

branding by Etan Ilfeld November 28, 2009

neo-futurist 

Contemporary neo-futurist aesthetics are inspired by the futurist movement of the early 20th century: The machine becomes an integral element of the creative process itself, and generates the emergence of artistic modes that would have been impossible prior to computer technology.

It would have taken the futurists an eternity to create the neo-futurist art that computers have made possible in the 21st century.

neo-futurist by Etan Ilfeld September 28, 2009

slut email

An email account you give out freely but don't really use.

Wendy: "I can't believe you gave them your email, you're gonna get spammed up the wazoo!"
Jim: "Don't worry, it's just my slut email."

slut email by Etan Ilfeld June 4, 2009

The Sequel 

A synonym for the New Testament, which is the sequel to the Old Testament.

Wendy: Have you read the Old Testament?
Jimmy: Nah, but I did read The Sequel which was mildly entertaining...

The Sequel by Etan Ilfeld March 22, 2009

film slut 

One who watches ANY film, anytime, anywhere, and with anyone.

He's a total film slut--I can't believe he watched all those crappy movies!

film slut by Etan Ilfeld June 17, 2008

Blin 

Showing off without being flagrant. “Bling” without the “G.” Understated flashiness--usually without an identifiable brand.

Checkout that blin necklace—I wonder if it's by a famous designer?

Blin by Etan Ilfeld June 15, 2008