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Cock warmer

A male subject who chooses to keep his cock inside a vagina post sexual intercourse, purely for the sake of keeping his member at a pleasant temperature.
Chic says "So hun, are we done?", as he lays on top of her. Dude says "Nah, my fella needs to be a cock warmer for a bit longer."
by Etak_soda September 9, 2011
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Post retail

Following a lengthy and intense session of shopping, that flat feeling resulting from a lack energy and a dull mood from being surrounding by shopping malls.
Him: Can I come over this afternoon?
Her: No sorry, I'm post retail.
by Etak_soda November 27, 2011
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Frustranger

So frustrated from not having sex that you become an angry, unpleasant, bitch-of-a human.
I have such frustranger from this state of no sex!
by etak_soda December 26, 2011
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Dumping yourself

A situation arising from a relationship which is encourtering difficulty, where the one responsible for causing the turmoil does not end the relationship. Rather, the one in love and wanting the relationship to continue, ends the relationship as there is clearly no possibility for reconcilliation.
I think that dumping yourself is the only way that will prevent any further heartache, despite how much you love him.
by Etak_soda August 23, 2011
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Second snack

Outside of any traditionally allocated meal time, one picks out a chunk of snot from his nose and eats it.
Paolo was picking his nose and Raol stated "Amigo, no need for a second snack at 3pm!" However, it was too late for Paolo to retrench
by Etak_soda September 24, 2011
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Cigerant

Having a ciggie break purely as a means to bitch about office politics.
That's it! I need a cigerant! Anyone want to join me?
by Etak_soda September 8, 2011
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Shame eater

Indulging in an exorbitant quantity of food, outside of any meal time, and hiding the fact that you have just scoffed an amount of food that would feed a small town in Kenya.
It's 4pm and Louanna has once again found herself in the stationary cupboard in the office, hiding away from her colleagues, as she stuffs her face with a large serving of McDonald's fries. Louanna is clearly displaying the behaviours of a shame eater.
by Etak_soda September 9, 2011
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