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eveth

The most honest and truthful person you will meet. This person will always be your ride or die. Not afraid of anything. A true meaning of a warrior! This person is humble loyal but don't piss them off. Overall great person that gives great advice.
Eveth is my ride or die chick
by Erock July 23, 2015
mugGet the evethmug.

bumtank

1. a bum
2. a sweet ass, the one where once you see it you get this uncontrollable urge to go jump on it and ride it like a tricycle
Nani: "Alright bro, that sloot has a great bumtank."
Erock: "Affirmative"
by erock March 22, 2004
mugGet the bumtankmug.

cock teeth

Teeth that are round and have no sharp edges.
She doesn't scrape cause she has cock teeth.
by Erock January 8, 2004
mugGet the cock teethmug.

cockmunch

when you get your weener stuck in your zipper
ahhh my weener is in my zipper
by EROCK February 2, 2003
mugGet the cockmunchmug.

g'd up from the feet up

Pimped out to the max. Starting with the shoes, most likely Bruno Maglis, to the Zanella slacks, Nat Nat shirt and Kangol brim.
Leon walked into the club g'd up from the feet up. All the women turned their heads his way as he strolled to the bar.
by Erock June 29, 2003
mugGet the g'd up from the feet upmug.

humping the stat monkey

A business practice or action solely done for the purpose of appearances statistically and appeasing management.
Categorizing completely unstarted, undone work as "in progress" or "under investigation" is humping the stat monkey.

After that move we're balls deep in the stat monkey.
by Erock April 15, 2004
mugGet the humping the stat monkeymug.

proxy husband

A single man who is used as a sex toy and temporary father figure for a woman who's still married but in the process of getting divorced.
Paula was using Tim as a proxy husband until she figured out what she was doing with her life.

His role was one of a proxy husband.
by Erock April 7, 2004
mugGet the proxy husbandmug.

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