Erin Montgomery's definitions

well-lanned

Connected, in-touch, or otherwise blessed with numerous friends, allies, and informants. Well-informed and knowledgeable.

That basher is so well-lanned if a junkie farts in an alley he hears about it...

by Erin Montgomery May 5, 2010

bang around

To hang around, or waste idle time.

Between muggings, thugs bang around the hood...

by Erin Montgomery April 30, 2010

brain-box

This refers to a person's head, usually in a crude or uncomplimentary way. A berk's noggin or (rarely) a desktop computer's tower.

"Go soak your brain-box" is a suggestion to go drown yourself in a bucket. "He banged his brain-box on it" means a berk finally figured something obvious out.

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

basher

A neutral term for a person, but connoting someone tough and a bit dangerous. A thug or gangster.

Watch out for that basher, he was an Army ranger.

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

barkle

Nonsense, or something that would be laughably passed off as such. Meaningless babble of those who do belong to a cult or political faction. A circular argument that proves nothing.

That berk is full of barkle, his arguments go nowhere and take the long way to get there...

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

bub

Booze, wine or ale -- usually cheap and barely drinkable.

Don't go to that club's party, all they serve is cheap bub.

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

stitch

To shut someone up - e.g. stitching their mouth closed so they can't spill the dark of a matter best kept secret.

Talk about this to anyone and I'll stitch you, berk.

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010