Erin Montgomery's definitions

well-lanned

Connected, in-touch, or otherwise blessed with numerous friends, allies, and informants. Well-informed and knowledgeable.

That basher is so well-lanned if a junkie farts in an alley he hears about it...

by Erin Montgomery May 5, 2010

unhende

An adjective meaning worse than crazy, clueless and stupid all put together. The opposite of hende. An unhende berk is rude, ignorant, and incompetent.

That unhende waiter is horrible! He got my order wrong three times, spilled soup on me, and spent all night checking out my wife and flirting with the waitresses instead of serving his customers!

by Erin Montgomery May 7, 2010

trolley-womped

Crushed with great force; maybe in a stampede of concert fans, or perhaps run over by a pedi-cab or bus.

"Sorry I look such a wreck. I just got trolley-womped back there."

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

cross-trade

The business of thieving, or anything else illegal or shady in nature such as the black or grey markets. Fencing, stealing, and smuggling.

I make my money the modern way, I cross-trade stolen merchandise and contraband on auction websites and invest my jink based on insider stock tips...

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

top-shelf

Great or best, highest in quality and value.

The really top-shelf stores are all on Rodeo Drive.

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

cony

A generally naive, unsophisticated person. Someone easily robbed or conned out of money. A victim of cony-catchers.

Look at that cony, he looks like he just got of the bus from Nowhere, he'll be conned out of his shirt and shoes by the end of the day...

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

lann

To tell or inform. To provide information or news.

That berk didn't have a clue what was going on so I decided to lann him to the latest chant.

by Erin Montgomery May 5, 2010