29 definitions by Erin Montgomery

hende

Skilled, clever, agile, and sophisticated. A hende person is polite, efficient, and capable.

That Nigel is the most hende butler you could want, he's polite, efficient, and can fix anything...

by Erin Montgomery May 3, 2010

bub

Booze, wine or ale -- usually cheap and barely drinkable.

Don't go to that club's party, all they serve is cheap bub.

by Erin Montgomery May 2, 2010

Cony-catcher

Any con-man, trickster, pimp, or thief looking for an innocent mark, or "cony", to trick.

That cony-catcher is just waiting for a rube to shakedown.

by Erin Montgomery May 2, 2010

apple-chaser

Someone willing to do anything, no matter how degrading, for any amount of money.

Jack's so desperate for money he'd pick up "road apples" left behind by ponies for nickle a piece. What an apple-chaser...

by Erin Montgomery April 30, 2010

stitch

To shut someone up - e.g. stitching their mouth closed so they can't spill the dark of a matter best kept secret.

Talk about this to anyone and I'll stitch you, berk.

by Erin Montgomery May 2, 2010

lily

Pure, true, honest, or clean.

All six of her boyfriends think she's lily...

by Erin Montgomery May 4, 2010

brain-box

This refers to a person's head, usually in a crude or uncomplimentary way. A berk's noggin or (rarely) a desktop computer's tower.

"Go soak your brain-box" is a suggestion to go drown yourself in a bucket. "He banged his brain-box on it" means a berk finally figured something obvious out.

by Erin Montgomery May 2, 2010