Erin Montgomery's definitions

lathly

Hideously ugly, scary looking.

That lathly berk's face could scare the Devil away!

by Erin Montgomery May 3, 2010

apple-chaser

Someone willing to do anything, no matter how degrading, for any amount of money.

Jack's so desperate for money he'd pick up "road apples" left behind by ponies for nickle a piece. What an apple-chaser...

by Erin Montgomery April 30, 2010

lann

To tell or inform. To provide information or news.

That berk didn't have a clue what was going on so I decided to lann him to the latest chant.

by Erin Montgomery May 5, 2010

Cony-catcher

Any con-man, trickster, pimp, or thief looking for an innocent mark, or "cony", to trick.

That cony-catcher is just waiting for a rube to shakedown.

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

lily

Pure, true, honest, or clean.

All six of her boyfriends think she's lily...

by Erin Montgomery May 3, 2010

gully

A potential victim of a scam, a gullible fool.

That gully will fall for anything a cony-catcher puts in front of him.

by Erin Montgomery May 2, 2010

unhende

An adjective meaning worse than crazy, clueless and stupid all put together. The opposite of hende. An unhende berk is rude, ignorant, and incompetent.

That unhende waiter is horrible! He got my order wrong three times, spilled soup on me, and spent all night checking out my wife and flirting with the waitresses instead of serving his customers!

by Erin Montgomery May 7, 2010