Erica's definitions

JOHN KERRY

A dumbass liberal who despite his assurance had no plans for the occupation of Iraq. By the way, the occupation of Iraq is completely necessary unless you want them to send terrorists nuclear weapons (which they have, duh!) so they can bomb and/or otherwise destroy the rest of the country. Oh, and did I mention that as a Senator he awarded himself three purple hearts? This ofcourse makes him qualified to run a country.

Republican: What are John Kerry's plans for the war in Iraq?
Dumbass Liberal: I dunno but I really like them. He is a standup guy. I mean he must be, he got three purple hearts.

by Erica August 18, 2006

eejit

A follower. Someone who doesn't think for themselves. Person who follows a trend.

Look at all those Good Charlotte, Tot Topic shopping eejits

by Erica November 28, 2003

piwi

A kiwi and pear that had a fusion and now it is one fruit. :D

(this is a true story)

Once upon a time...
Erica went to a supa market to buy some kiwi.
Then she went home to eat kiwi.
When she eat kiwi and what the heck.
"This kiwi taste like a pear."
It look like kiwi and feel like kiwi.
but it is pear.
"I shall call it the piwi!"

or...

another example is the Zespri Gold.

by Erica November 29, 2004

avril

A small town girl who writes all her own songs, always sings live, can play guitar, piano and drums. She has a huge fanbase due to her succsess as a ROCK/POP artist, she is NOT punk!

Listen to My World on the Let Go cd or you could watch the dvd which also has a concert on it. She is also similar to Alannis Morrisete.

by erica February 28, 2005

jellydonut

when you get head from a girl, you come in her mouth and then you punch her in the mouth, so her lips swell and come and blood dribble out,resembling a jellydonut.

You hungry? I'll give you a jellydonut.

by erica February 12, 2004

Puerlaimante

Boat named after the 4 coolest girls. It sailed the harsh waters of the toilet in the bathroom by the art room and unfortunately sunk as a result of a man-made whirlpool.

Let's flush Puerlaimante. Even though it's made out of paper, it won't sink.

by Erica March 17, 2005

liper

cross between lipo and sniper

the sniper of lipo

"That dang liper shot me from having lipo."

by Erica May 13, 2005