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A dumbass liberal who despite his assurance had no plans for the occupation of Iraq. By the way, the occupation of Iraq is completely necessary unless you want them to send terrorists nuclear weapons (which they have, duh!) so they can bomb and/or otherwise destroy the rest of the country. Oh, and did I mention that as a Senator he awarded himself three purple hearts? This ofcourse makes him qualified to run a country.
Republican: What are John Kerry's plans for the war in Iraq?
Dumbass Liberal: I dunno but I really like them. He is a standup guy. I mean he must be, he got three purple hearts.
Dumbass Liberal: I dunno but I really like them. He is a standup guy. I mean he must be, he got three purple hearts.
by Erica August 18, 2006
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