Erica's definitions

JOHN KERRY

A dumbass liberal who despite his assurance had no plans for the occupation of Iraq. By the way, the occupation of Iraq is completely necessary unless you want them to send terrorists nuclear weapons (which they have, duh!) so they can bomb and/or otherwise destroy the rest of the country. Oh, and did I mention that as a Senator he awarded himself three purple hearts? This ofcourse makes him qualified to run a country.

Republican: What are John Kerry's plans for the war in Iraq?
Dumbass Liberal: I dunno but I really like them. He is a standup guy. I mean he must be, he got three purple hearts.

by Erica August 18, 2006

mat

A sexy boyfriend who is the best in the world and nobody can have him cause he's mine....I love you Mat you sexy thang you.

"Mat, you are lookin ultra sexy today"

by Erica April 10, 2005

porked

When your friends ditch the plans you had and leave you hangin'

We were all supposed to go to the club but Tracey totally porked me

by Erica January 26, 2004

Inspirational Shopping

Going shopping, and while trying clothes on, realizing how hideously fat you are, yet still buying pants three sizes too small, promising to starve yourself to fit into them before school gets back in.

"It's called inspirational shopping, every girl with ambition does it." - Gossip Girl

by Erica July 27, 2005

clutch

1. Convenient
2. Worked Out For The Better

It was clutch that Jon and I got a ride to the show.

by Erica September 21, 2003

jellydonut

when you get head from a girl, you come in her mouth and then you punch her in the mouth, so her lips swell and come and blood dribble out,resembling a jellydonut.

You hungry? I'll give you a jellydonut.

by erica February 12, 2004

eejit

A follower. Someone who doesn't think for themselves. Person who follows a trend.

Look at all those Good Charlotte, Tot Topic shopping eejits

by Erica November 28, 2003