oklahoma

A lame state to the north of the great state of Texas filled with jealous assholes whos only argument is there football team is better. Their school (OU) isnt ranked in the top 100 schools while Texas is ranked 15th in the world. So while you have a better football team we are getitng a better education. I lived in Lawton Oklahoma and that place was pretty shitty like the rest of Oklahoma. Oklahoma has no city that even comes close to Austin. Norman is just a crappy small ass hicktown with jack shit to do.
Oklahoma is a pile of crap.
Texas is far greater than Oklahoma.
by Eric December 20, 2004
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Blinka

Rhode Island/Massachusetts slang for a Blinker, a.k.a. turn signal.
That Masshole didn't use his blinka on that turn.
by Eric July 19, 2004
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butt sniffing

The Smelling of an ass
Stop butt sniffing people, man!
by ERIC October 18, 2003
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jibbllett

a paintball that has swelled up and become soft and bouncy
1. awww i left my paintballs out all night and they became jibblletts

2.cody quit throwing jibblletts at me before i take a chainsaw to ur kidney
by eric May 13, 2005
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weinis

james loves the weinis
by Eric January 07, 2004
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Unliterate

A person who appears to know how to read and/or write however refuses to do so either knowingly or unknowingly.

Absolutely no relation to the word illiterate and not to be confused with someone who can't understand or use a dictionary.
-"What the hell is Bob's problem, I know he can read."

-"Bob knows how to read, it's just that he's unliterate."
by Eric February 27, 2005
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darth vader

to receive felatio. darth vader's helmet resembles the head of a penis ergo to get darth vader.
that chick gave me some darth vader in the car
by eric May 13, 2005
mugGet the darth vadermug.