Eric's definitions

farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by Eric April 5, 2005

deleted

1-what one should do with crap emailed to them by crap-for-craps

2-StrongBad's catch phrase

also pronounced 'baleeted' by those with sub-par IQ

oh, realy? I think the cheat is deleted:

DELETED

by eric September 19, 2003

X-Box

what N00bs and morons call microsoft's console which is really called the Xbox.

For the last time noob, it's Xbox! there's no freaking hyphen!

by Eric December 8, 2004

new

That which is not old.

by Eric November 4, 2003

Assfaggot

In favor of liking the ass as if one were gay.

That Jon guy is really an assfaggot!

by Eric February 9, 2004

palden

Any person of excellence in the area of sexual healing

Shoot, I got to be like Palden, shit.

by Eric June 18, 2003

Bangeronies

Boobs or Tits, relating to only the ones on the larger side of the scale

Damn, look at them bangeronies.

by Eric December 9, 2003