Eric's definitions

Kuoder

A large used vagina covered in moist pubic hair

John is a fucking Kuoder!

by Eric March 27, 2003

molly wop

Tobeat someone senseless, preferrably with a stick...

Because Terry was acting so belligerent and stupid, I had to mollywop him.

by Eric July 18, 2003

Happy lamb

A kind act that makes a lamb happy.

Eric is a happy lamb since his friends decided to visit him in California.

by Eric December 2, 2002

Vumpler

When a person pops an ass pimple into another person's eye.

While Justin was sleeping I opened up his eye and gave him an awesome vumpler.

by Eric April 7, 2005

teh cooter

A term referring to the females sex organ. Most commonly said while intoxicated.

Derek wished he touched teh cooter, but everyone knew he really enjoyed the feel of a mangina.

by Eric November 1, 2003

The Grassy Knoll

the area of your body inbetween your asshole and your penis/vagina

Man Jackie sure loved it when i rubbed my lone gun man up and down her Grassy Knoll

by eric February 23, 2004

jim beam

Nasty alcoholic beverage that makes you want to rinse your mouth out with horse piss. It is Jack Daniels Evil Twin Brother.

Guy 1: Dude i got sooo drunk off Jack Daniels last night!

Guy 2: Nah dude, that was Jim Beam!

Guy 1: Noooo! *Head Explodes*

by Eric January 7, 2005