Eric's definitions

Stina

blonde hair, green eyes, Texas native, beautiful beyond words, amazingly intelligent, definitely not a crack hoe abortion loving cum guzzling person

Stina is by far the most amazing person in the world.

by Eric June 19, 2003

randall cunningham

One of the most underrated QBs of all time. Played for the Philadelphia Eagles most of the time but also had stints in Minnesota, Dallas, and Baltimore before retiring.

The closest he ever came to a Super Bowl was in 1998, when he led the Vikings to a 15-1 season. The team made it to the NFC Championship but they were beat in a heartbreaking game that ended in an OT field goal to the Falcons. Randall Cunningham never played quite the same afterwards.

by Eric November 14, 2007

Slusken

A guy with a hugeass penis.

Look, its Slusken! Makes me horny all over.

by Eric January 8, 2005

Google Terminology

A word used that is obviously looked up.

Ex: Blue Screen of Death.

Blue Screen of Death is obviously not something somebody would say right when they see a blue screen error.

Wurd, your a homofag tool that uses google term for a religion.

by Eric November 22, 2004

Pig Monger

A particularly ugly and annoying person, normally a sibling. Good nonsensical comeback to an insult.
(Real definition is person who sells pigs)

Sister: "You need to clean your room"
Brother: "Shutup Pig Monger"

by Eric December 4, 2003

gooback

It is a derogatory term used against people from the future. The term gooback came from the fact that when they travel thru the time portal a side affect causes them to be covered in goo, hence the term gooback.

I just want a double cheeseburger you fucking gooback!

Those goobacks took-our-jobs!

by Eric April 29, 2004

Wacktarded

Of or pertaining to something "wack" (Something not right, "messed up") and "Tarded" which stems from the root tard which means slow, also retarded.
tard wack

-No sir, we will not pump your gas.
-What the f**k you just pumped his, brotha, thats h**la wacktarded.

by eric November 12, 2003