Eric's definitions

fong

a system of meaurement equal to 100 pounds.

An elephant penis weighs 2 fongs.

by Eric April 4, 2005

Cracker

- A white caucasion individual, who is mostly named by other black males and females. Called crackers way back from the 1900's because white americans named African Americans "Niggers."

"Look at dat cracker mother fucker right der"

"Letz woop his cracka ass

Black-"Look at dat cracker mother fucker right der"

Black-"Letz woop his cracker ass"

White-"Why please do not hurt me, I have children."

Black-"Fuck yo white kidz, woop his cracker ass!!

by Eric January 30, 2007

pimp juice

an energy drink

somthing that the opposite sex wants

that pimp juice woke me up

damn i want his pimp juice

by eric May 13, 2005

dildizzle

Big, plastic penis. Black girls can fit two in their buttholes easily.

"man, check out rashonda, she's got the record, five dildizzles in that ass!"

by Eric June 10, 2006

Old Mom

An ex-New Mom which you still need to deal with.

1. Old Mom keeps wantin' to hook back up
2. Old Mom gets most of my take-home.

by Eric January 2, 2004

Tetragrammaton Cleric

An ultra sexy person with an ultra sexy fighting ability.

Eric Chung is a Tegtrammaton Cleric

by Eric April 13, 2004

turd gen

camaro made from 82-92, usually picked on by 4th gen owners

ha that turd gen sucks ass

by eric March 10, 2004