Eric's definitions

road terrorist

Person driving an SUV or other oversized vehicle with no regard to the safety of other motorists. They often engage in ludicrous behavior while commanding their pavement-travelling leviathons, including but not limited to (1)yakking on a cell phone (2)swerving in and out of lanes without using a turn signal (3)Playing with the onboard navigation system they don't have a clue how to use

I was almost run off the freeway by some damn road terrorist this morning.

by Eric October 28, 2003

nice guys finish last

A saying that means if your mean to chicks (amongst other things) you'll get ahead rather than if your nice all the time.

If nice guys finish last then sweet guys have 4 tires blow out of the second turn and explode on the 3rd.

by Eric January 13, 2005

Buff

Butt Muff.... a very hairy anus

Thats the biggest buff i have ever seen!

by Eric February 1, 2003

D'oh

Expressing frustration at the realization that things have turned out badly or not as planned or that one has just said or done something foolish. Also implying that another person has said or done something foolish.

Person 1: Hey, man. I had sex with your girlfriend last night.
Person 2: D'OH!

Person 1; Hey! Where are your pants?
Person 2: D'OH!

by Eric June 10, 2004

froken

past participle of "freak"

She was completely froken.

by Eric February 4, 2003

band wagon

Only being a Red Sox fan when they are in the playoffs...

Katie and Wade are on the Red Sox band wagon.

by Eric October 9, 2003

hungus

A "ball-hog". See kayne.

Simon is such a hungus. We never get the ball.

by Eric May 6, 2004