Eric's definitions

farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by Eric April 5, 2005

chixploitation

a genre of films

he is into chixploitation flicks.

by eric October 22, 2003

Derapodoop

Derapodoop, smelly vile poop

My god.. that derapodoop smells

by Eric January 2, 2005

Poopy

something the little kids at my school enjoy saying.

kindergarteners: Hey Eric! Poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy!
Me: go away you little pests.

by Eric December 8, 2004

lotard

a mixture of a retard and a loser

Gosh, Ugine is such a lotard!

by Eric May 13, 2005

luncharow

Lucharow is a shorter, faster, and more effective way to converse about lunch tommarow.

Dude 1: Hey man, can I have one of those sandwiches?

Dude 2: No man, those are for luncharow

by Eric July 6, 2005

lowkey lit

Someone acting innocent and clean on the outside but secretly a crazy bitch in the inside

Tim: "Yo I saw sarah yesterday at the club on some crazy shit".

John: "But she's so quiet and innocent bro".

Tim: "Nah bro bitch is lowkey lit yo"

by eric April 15, 2016