Eric's definitions

Derapodoop

Derapodoop, smelly vile poop

My god.. that derapodoop smells

by Eric January 2, 2005

luncharow

Lucharow is a shorter, faster, and more effective way to converse about lunch tommarow.

Dude 1: Hey man, can I have one of those sandwiches?

Dude 2: No man, those are for luncharow

by Eric July 6, 2005

lowkey lit

Someone acting innocent and clean on the outside but secretly a crazy bitch in the inside

Tim: "Yo I saw sarah yesterday at the club on some crazy shit".

John: "But she's so quiet and innocent bro".

Tim: "Nah bro bitch is lowkey lit yo"

by eric April 15, 2016

farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by Eric April 5, 2005

carpis

a fish stapled to a corpse, or vice-versa

"the evening was made spectacular by the appearance of a carpis"

by eric October 11, 2003

NOFX

doesnt stand for no fucking straight edge
it was named after the boston band negative fx
best punk band ever

by eric September 20, 2003

barred out

Well I'm from Houston, and down here "barred out" means to be messed up on Xanex "bars." Bars are the most potent of Xanex pills in front of blue and purple "footballs." Usually you drink on them and get really fux0rdz.

maaaaaaaan i got barred out last night and backed my truck into a headshop and i dont even remember it

by eric October 15, 2004