Eric's definitions

New Mom

Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.

Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...

by Eric January 2, 2004

graduation

Can be either the greatest moment or the saddest. I thought it would be the greatest but looking back I would give up everything just for one day back in school. Crushes, unfairness, homework, love, friends, idiot teachers, recess, lunch, all that stuff. I miss it all. I find it strange to be looking back right now on this. But I guess the saying they say is true. "You never knew how much fun being a kid really was until your older."

I miss school. There said it.

by Eric March 6, 2005

sniffted

Sniffted is to express heatheers feelings and opinions. It randomly means diffrent things depending on her mood.

yep, thats pretty sniffted.

by Eric September 8, 2004

naitan

Nothing, nada, no. also pronounced,"Naithan"

I wasn't 'sposed to do naitan today.
Man, there ain't naitan today.

by eric January 21, 2004

biggest

Best; worst; most tubular; most heinous.

Dude, that meter maid just ticketed my car even though I had put money in the meter. She's the biggest.

by Eric December 1, 2004

ludacris

Another rapper that drove rock into the ground thanks to MTV. Not sexy or hot. Just plain sucks.

10000 thumbs down but do I give a fuck?You whiny bastards got my last one deleted.

by Eric May 13, 2005

Ma Fucker

A human being who 'fucked' a mother. (The mother can be a man if homosexual). Ma Fucking is the thing to do. No man or woman is complete without a nice Ma Fuck-ing.

Hey Timmy you little Ma Fucker. I fucked Sandy making me a Ma Fucker. You crazy Ma Fucker.

by Eric September 2, 2008