3 definitions by Eric Franz
by Eric Franz January 16, 2007
the most hideous creature ever. Usually preying on the weak and inebriated individual with beer goggles on. You can find one at your local pub and usually around 7am in the morning wandering the streets looking for one last "kill" before day break.
Man 1: What happened to Joe?
Man 2: I think that wompus got him.
Man 1: OH SHIT!
Woman: "Hey baby. Do you come here often?"
Man: "Get out of my face, WOMPUS!"
Man 2: I think that wompus got him.
Man 1: OH SHIT!
Woman: "Hey baby. Do you come here often?"
Man: "Get out of my face, WOMPUS!"
by Eric Franz January 16, 2007
name for a pastry that took after the pop tart. except it is filled with nasty meat. It can only be served 2 ways;
1. Warm outside, frozen inside.
2. boiling lava hot, will destroy your mouth.
usually given to patients suffering from constipation.
1. Warm outside, frozen inside.
2. boiling lava hot, will destroy your mouth.
usually given to patients suffering from constipation.
by Eric Franz January 16, 2007