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Definitions by Ereck Flowers

whoresome 

a less sarcastic and more honest way of saying wholesome
Guy 1: She's wholesome.

Guy 2: Really?

Guy 3: Okay, more like whoresome.
whoresome by Ereck Flowers August 23, 2012

empty farm system 

To have no girlfriend or boyfriend prospects. Analogous to the universal baseball reference for romantic relationship events (kissing = first base, etc.).
Bob: I have an empty farm system, dude.

John: What does that mean?

Bob: No prospects...
empty farm system by Ereck Flowers December 16, 2011
I niked a 45 on a math test.
nike by Ereck Flowers October 8, 2011

Tea Partier

It's useless talking to Jeff about politics. He's a Tea Partier, so it would be like speaking to a brick wall.
Tea Partier by Ereck Flowers May 26, 2011

office space 

(v. followed by an object) To obliterate an inanimate object out of your frustration for its failure to work.
I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.
office space by Ereck Flowers April 7, 2011

office space 

(v. followed by an object) to obliterate an inanimate object of your frustration for its failure to work. Based on the film Office Space.
I office spaced my DVD player when it didn't work anymore.

I like to office space things when I cannot stand them anymore.
office space by Ereck Flowers April 7, 2011

cyber-life 

One's life on the internet.
Bob's got no cyber-life.
cyber-life by Ereck Flowers March 25, 2011