fake take

When you have sex with someone, but you don't intend to connect emotionally with that person afterwards.

Girl: This isn't a real relationship. That wasn't meaningful sex. This is a fake take.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Donald Stumped

Whenever you cannot for the life of you understand why a human being can be as stupid as Donald Trump.

Guy 1: I'm Donald Stumped. Why is he helping the 17 coal miners in America? Hasn't he ever heard of modern technology or environmentally friendly kinds of energy?

Guy 2: Well, Donald Trump did appoint to the head of the EPA someone who dismisses global warming as some sort of deep state commie plot.

Guy 1: Of course he did.

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

diaper wiper

A parent of an infant.

You two won't be diaper wipers for long!

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

debt bet

A bet you make rashly to pay off someone or something.

This is a debt bet, but think of how awesome it would be to have no debts of any kind anymore!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

wood stood

An erection.

I have a wood stood. I'm ready.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

cyber-swimming

navigating through the Internet through fun-loving activity to reach something interesting to you on the Internet

My cyber-swimming led me to an article on panda bears!

by Ereck Flowers January 18, 2015

talk block

Preventing someone from talking to someone they like.

You think cock block is bad? How about trying talk block?

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018