Ereck Flowers's definitions

cheating

Something a man does when his lover is being a jade by not appreciating and acknowledging him enough.

Something a woman does when she is being a jade.

My girlfriend is a cheating whore.

I cheat because my girlfriend is a whore.

by Ereck Flowers December 25, 2010

comfort food

Food eaten to relieve stress.

I'm eating a burger. That is my comfort food.

by Ereck Flowers July 3, 2016

bore core

A person who is deeply uninteresting and antisocial.

I went out with that bore core. Can I have that time back?

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

diaper wiper

A parent of an infant.

You two won't be diaper wipers for long!

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

debt bet

A bet you make rashly to pay off someone or something.

This is a debt bet, but think of how awesome it would be to have no debts of any kind anymore!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

wood stood

An erection.

I have a wood stood. I'm ready.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

poke joke

Poking fun at someone without meaning any harm.

I just decided to poke joke you. So, obviously, please don't take it to heart!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018