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cheating

Something a man does when his lover is being a jade by not appreciating and acknowledging him enough.

Something a woman does when she is being a jade.
My girlfriend is a cheating whore.

I cheat because my girlfriend is a whore.
by Ereck Flowers December 25, 2010
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comfort food

I'm eating a burger. That is my comfort food.
by Ereck Flowers July 3, 2016
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bore core

A person who is deeply uninteresting and antisocial.
I went out with that bore core. Can I have that time back?
by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018
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diaper wiper

A parent of an infant.
You two won't be diaper wipers for long!
by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018
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debt bet

A bet you make rashly to pay off someone or something.
This is a debt bet, but think of how awesome it would be to have no debts of any kind anymore!
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
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wood stood

I have a wood stood. I'm ready.
by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019
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poke joke

Poking fun at someone without meaning any harm.
I just decided to poke joke you. So, obviously, please don't take it to heart!
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
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