Ereck Flowers's definitions

plaque stack

When tartar sticks to teeth in layers from regular eating habits.

I need to get a dentist to scale my plaque stack off.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

satired

When you're tired of a satire.

I'm satired of this fake news show.

by Ereck Flowers June 24, 2016

morality

Without evil, there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes.

Even the crustiest human beings are part of our world's morality.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

petty

When someone focuses on random, unreasonable problems, which consequently gets in the way of happiness for everyone involved.

She is so fucking petty. It upsets me that she cares about that crap, and as a result, that I have to do deal with that crap!

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

completed the girl coaster

When you think you are ready to move on to a serious romantic relationship with a woman.

I've completed the girl coaster. Now I have to be patient with this one.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

baby creation factory

A uterus.

Guy: We can utilize your baby creation factory.

Girl: Ha ha...

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

cock clock

How much time passes between the beginning of intercourse and orgasm for a man.

My cock clock is usually about five minutes.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018