Ereck Flowers's definitions

bad lad

A brat, or spoiled child.

I hope I don't have any bad lads when I have children.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

coswoon

A costume so flattering that others feel like swooning just by looking at you in it.

He wore a coswoon and the girls just felt their hearts go pitty-pat.

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

talk block

Preventing someone from talking to someone they like.

You think cock block is bad? How about trying talk block?

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

cyber-swimming

navigating through the Internet through fun-loving activity to reach something interesting to you on the Internet

My cyber-swimming led me to an article on panda bears!

by Ereck Flowers January 18, 2015

wood stood

An erection.

I have a wood stood. I'm ready.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

debt bet

A bet you make rashly to pay off someone or something.

This is a debt bet, but think of how awesome it would be to have no debts of any kind anymore!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

quit shit

The backlash a person gets from quitting their job, whether the insults are about being a loser, a coward, or just generally irresponsible and unappreciative of the opportunity. In other words, the hurt and sadness that comes from quitting.

I got a whole lot of quit shit. I just wanted to move on!

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018