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19

Deep Thought the computer made a huge mistake on the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. Turns out the answer is 19, not 42!

This horrendous mistake was noticed when mathematicians proved that the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything must be a prime number, which 42 isn't. As is well known, mathematical proofs, unlike scientific ones, can never be refuted. Ergo, it must be the case that Deep Thought made an error.

It turns out some craphead programmer made a (serious) typo on the very first line of Deep Thought's code, for some reason causing the whole program to add 23 to the final answer. Only God knows what the heck when in that programmer's head at the time...
Jack: 19 year-olds are the ultimate members of society since 19 is (the true) answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

John: I bet your 20th birthday will be the worst one yet!
by EpicScientician September 19, 2021
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Gosh

1) Disrespectful way to pronouce the word "God". Only a servant of Satan would utter such blasphemy.

2) The guy that sends you to Heck if you're naughty. Some people suspect Heck is just some prison that no one can return from, but no one's sure... Well yeah, genius, no one return from Heck until death.
1) Stacy: Oh my Gosh!

Ed: It's pronounced "God". Never ever disrespect God by uttering his name in such a disrespectful manner, lest you be serving Satan.

2) Ed: I heard this guy named Gosh sent Santa Claus to Heck for his heinous crimes.

Edd: Finally! I'm sick of that guy always managing to break in my house that one day of the year. He doesn't even leave gifts but still consumes all my cookies and milk. The nerve!
by EpicScientician December 06, 2021
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Ron

A living meme folder from Bob's Onslaught from Friday Night Funkin' that is really cool (in a cool way) and hates wemen (cool guys hate wemen).

Unfortunately for him, he was killed by Bob (in a cool way). Or was that fortunate (in a cool way).Since he is seen again after his death, one can only conclude he was too cool to stay dead (in a cool way).

Apparently his official B-Side version is non-binary, yet still hates wemen (in a cool way). Except he totes copied Kapi, so B-Side Ron actually sucks and is uncool (in a cool way).
Ron (in a cool way) is (in a cool way) the (in a cool way) best (in a cool way) FNF (in a funkin' way) character (in a cool way). (in a cool way)
by EpicScientician September 19, 2021
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Nya

Cat lover: Nya!

Random Guy: NO IT'S PRNOUNCED "MEOW"!

Cat Lover: Uh? I know that. I was talking about Ninjago's season 14 ending: Nya literally became the water and stuff.

Random Guy: Haha! Sucks to be Jay!
by EpicScientician December 03, 2021
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