EpicScientician's definitions

feline

Archaic for "A cat or other member of the cat family". Nowadays, we just refer to any member of the cat family as a cat. In particular, species of the cat family that are (much) larger than a house cat are referred as "big cats".

Today's Standards: Lions are big cats.

Proper Standards: No, they're felines. Who the hell came up with "big cats", a 3-year-old?

Today's Standards: Nope! We brought "feline" into disuse a long long time ago!

by EpicScientician September 26, 2021

Nya

A lame version of "meow".

Cat lover: Nya!

Random Guy: NO IT'S PRNOUNCED "MEOW"!

Cat Lover: Uh? I know that. I was talking about Ninjago's season 14 ending: Nya literally became the water and stuff.

Random Guy: Haha! Sucks to be Jay!

by EpicScientician December 3, 2021

Fluid Mechanics

The one area of physics where its researchers are actually mostly mathematicians.

Ed: Ey Bob I am studying fluid mechanics
Bob: You mean the area of physics you see mathematicians and engineers study instead of physicists?

by EpicScientician September 17, 2021

Hecker

1. A hacker whose behavior makes you go "What the heck?!" at worst and "What the unimaginable sentence enhancer?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????!!!!!!!!" at best.

2. Someone who is hecking.

What the hecking heck? A hecker hacked my hecking computer.

Bro, goddamn you've gotta learn some more sentence enhancers. "Heck" just doesn't cut it with what that hecker did to your PC.

by EpicScientician September 26, 2021

Disney

If they buy it, they ruin it.

Bob: Man Disney ruined Star Wars.

Jack: I hope Darth Disney doesn't get his hands on Looney Tunes.

by EpicScientician September 26, 2021