scollegabye

(Italian <i>scollegare</i>, to disconnect, + goodbye)
The phone call made after a mobile connection is lost, for the sole purpose of formally ending the conversation.
Related word: "scollegabye-bye" - a text message sent in lieu of a scollegabye.

- Hello?
- Yeah it's me again. Just calling you back for the scollegabye.
- O.K. Bye.
- Yeah, bye.

by Enward September 06, 2005

wiimatoma

a protuberance beneath the skin, usually a mass of clotted blood, caused by damage to blood vessels during extreme wii play

"How many lumps do you want?"
"Aw, three or four."
Wham-wham-wham-wham!
"Wiimatoma!"

by Enward August 27, 2008

bachelor chow

Cooked food preserved in a pouch (as "Tasty Bite" Indian dinners) that requires only to be heated in hot water for a few minutes before being served.

- What are you having for dinner?
- Ever since the girl moved out, I'm living on bachelor chow.

by Enward September 06, 2005

ridink

Beyond ridiculous. Ridonculous without being worth the time to say it.

Both words in use since at least 1994.

- His ego is out of control. It's ridonculous.
- It's ridink.

by Enward July 21, 2005

oogy

adj. unstable, disorderly or broken

I was writing my dissertation, and Microsoft Word went all oogy on me.

by Enward December 30, 2005

get squishy

To have sex. Especially, to shag.

Mmm, are you ready to get squishy?

by Enward September 06, 2005

Czechlish

1. A hilarious dialect of English spoken principally by native Czech speakers. It differs from standard English by the omission of mandatory articles, the addition of superfluous articles, and broad idiomatic dysfunction.

2. A hilarious dialect of Czech spoken primarily by native English speakers. It differs from standard Czech by a general failure of noun case and verb aspect, broad idiomatic dysfunction, and, often, the inability to pronounce the "rzh".

3. A combination of definitions 1 and 2.

Carter: She's hot. What did you guys talk about?
Conor: The whole conversation was in Czechlish.
Carter: Did you shag her?
Conor: Totally.

by Enward September 25, 2005