9 definitions by Ender Piggy

Romance

The root of all evil. Especially for a middle school girl. Many people want it, but when they get it, disaster strikes.

Romance has caused me nothing but anxiety attacks, calling myself ugly, stress, and confusion. I blame Satan.

by Ender Piggy May 27, 2017

Triggered

When you're so pissed at something/someone, that you're not just annoyed. You are seriously pissed.

A month or two ago in class:
Guy who will only be spoken of as...Bob: "Rachel, can I borrow a piece of paper?"
Me: "I guess." *Gives Bob a sheet of paper*
About 5 minutes later...
Bob: "Rachel, can I have another piece of paper?"
Me: *Rolls eyes and doesn't even say anything* *Gives him ANOTHER sheet of paper*
About 5 more minutes later...
Bob: "Rachel, I need another sheet please."
Me: *Gives him a, "I am so pissed with you right now" look, but still gives him another sheet*
A little while later...
Bob: "Rachel...I need more paper."
Me: *Screams in head* "Bob. Did you use the BACK of the papers?!!!"
Bob: "...Oh...Riiiiiigggghhhhttttt..."
Me: *Gives him death glare*
Bob: "You are so triggered right now!"
Me: *Wants to beat the fucking shit out of that asshole*
Bob: *Goes over to his friends and tells them what happened*
Me: *Subconsciously bangs head on table over and over*

by Ender Piggy May 13, 2017