5 definitions by Emmo

Tal-Cum

An orgasm so dry, you swear it could be powder. It results when a man has blown his load a lot in a short amount of time.

By the fourth time that weekend, Dave was pretty much dealing his girlfriend straight Tal-Cum.

by Emmo April 19, 2014

shpuddle

one's own pet or familiar aquaintance, associated with an air of abnormality and a unique nick-name for only one of your friends.

'emmo you are my shpuddle. Are you proud to be my shpuddle? *blinks rapidly in an anticipating fashion* '

by Emmo January 31, 2004

Vibe Tribe

Is the female equivalent of a “spank bank.” It is a list of people a woman may imagine when masturbating, usually with a vibrator.

Damn, Dave’s looking fine tonight. I think I gotta add him to my vibe tribe.

by Emmo July 2, 2020

Emotional Helen Keller

A person (typically a man) who is completely unable to communicate feelings of any kind. Nothing's getting in, and nothing's getting out.

You think your boyfriend is emotionally retarded? I told Bob I loved him, and he started talking about pizza. He is an emotional Helen Keller.

by Emmo April 15, 2013

parp

usually associated with emmo, although this is not through emmos own fault. The nooper came up with this marvy terminology, and tends to use it an awful lot.

*holds nose and rasps violently* 'did you parp AGAIN? emmo? did you?'

by Emmo January 31, 2004