Emily's definitions

goobrie

excessive eye make up, especially incredibly clumpy mascarra/

"That girl has goobrie eyes."

by Emily March 27, 2005

conor oberst

1. noun Musician from Nebraska who started recording indie albums as a teenager. Has been in several indie bands including Commander Venus, Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos.

2. verb To write real tear-provoking lyrics to depressing emotional music about being alone, depressed, and/or confused which may or may not have been linked to your own experiences.

3. adj. A sexy, emtional, skinny, scrawny, pale indie boy who knows how to make you cry when you sit at home alone.

Noun: My favorite band is Bright Eyes, you know with Conor Oberst?

Verb: After her boyfriend cheated on her, she sat in her room for 4 days Conor Obersting and crying.

Adjective: At the Death Cab for Cutie show I saw this extremely Conor Oberst boy, and we made out in the back.

by Emily November 1, 2006

twat

slang for a dirty slags pussy.

Someone who does something stupid.

another word for a dickhead.

someone asks a fucking really stupid question and you would reply by calling them a twat

by Emily January 7, 2007

jyfihp

jam your finger in her pussy, popular internet message board slang.

user1: IMPALED APPRECIATION THREAD!
user2: JYFIHP!

by emily September 15, 2004

Stink foot

Stink foot is a foul order coimg from a foot that carries thru a room and can be smelled from at least 3 feet away

When Jessica took off her shoes the room filled with serious stink foot

by Emily February 17, 2005

old timers

The greatest board on the planet, with even greater people on it.

see also: OT's

"ooooh, your on the net?"
"yeah..."
"whatch'a on?"
"Old timers of course!!"

by emily November 24, 2003

poprocks and coke

There is a rumour that if you eat the candy called poprocks and they you drink coke, you could explode when the two mix. It isn't true but it is a cool rumour!

I wanna try poprocks and coke to see if I really do explode!

by Emily April 15, 2005