EmJayee's definitions

Money Tight Semite

A cheap Jewish person

When I worked as a waiter at the synagogue I would have very low tips because it was full of money tight semites who didn't know how to tip right

by EmJayee October 14, 2017

Unclog The Dog

(1)A Metaphor For Masturbating
(2)To cure your pet K9 of constipation

Every time I go to the restroom I bring a Playboy and I unclog the dog

by EmJayee November 8, 2018

S'many

A shortening of the word so many or it's many.

S'many people Will like this post.

by EmJayee October 16, 2020

Contradickhead

(1) People who are upset with calling other people a hypocrite
(2) A person who is obsessed with miss using the term "hypocrisy" just because their feelings is her

Nice Guy: You dated my sister and had a one night stand but you don't want me to date your sister you're a "hypocrite"

Me: I don't want my sister to be a slut
Contradickhead

by EmJayee November 18, 2019

Satellite Channel

A channel in which a banned YouTuber uses so he or she can be still on the platform

Keemstar dramaalert it's just a satellite channel since he was banned for life

by EmJayee January 28, 2019

Taxafornia

A name that pokes fun of California's extremely high tax rate.

It cost $5 for a KitKat, yep, that's Taxafornia for you.

by EmJayee May 18, 2022

Fatty Matty

(1) A chubby to obese girl who makes up for her unattractive body with a nice personality

Fat Madison was nicknamed fatty Matty she was so nice everyday I bought her Jamaican Patty

by EmJayee June 2, 2018