Em's definitions

jonti

A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.

Damn, last night was so good he could have been a jonti.

by em January 9, 2004

bootle

the best friend anyone could ask for, the one who is willing to randomly throw milk at lunch, sneak out of the house just because, run across to the movies when we are allowed to be there, and so much more. she has saved my life and showed me reasons to live the easiest person to love.

wow she is almost as great as bootle(but not even close).

by em February 10, 2004

science class

somewhere where no one does what they are supposed to do. A place to run around, listen to music, bother the teacher, mess with ppl, burn things, pretty much doing anything that isn't productive.

your like my science class.

by EM May 9, 2002

Kaz

Short for "Kazutachi." A person of elfin features known for obsessing, particularly over females named "Mary." Proficient at gaming, dysfunctional at life.

Have you seen that creepy Kaz? He stalks Mary.

by Em February 7, 2003

dragonball

The castrated sexual organ of a male dragon, supposedly useful for making wishes. The exact roots of this myth are unknown, but historians speculate a connection with anime.

Don't touch that dragonball; it may grant you wishes, but it may also give you herpes.

by Em February 7, 2003

great teacher onizuka

A Japanese product, available as an anime, manga, or drama, following the exploits of Eichi Onizuka. "GTO," as it is more commonly known, promotes drugs, sex, and the rights of teachers to beat up students. A true gem of society.

Have you seen that GTO? That's some great shit.

by Em February 7, 2003

huego

Can mean anything, but for the most part it is used to annoy anyone who does not know what it means. Generally used when someone says something stupid, you reply huego, just to piss them off.

A: I didnt know eggs came from chickens!"
B: Huego.

by Em March 5, 2003