A phrase used to describe someone that has a bad mood when he or she comes to work or school on Mondays.
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A phrase that someone uses if he or she wants to get their ass kicked by their fellow co-workers or school mates.
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A phrase that someone uses if he or she wants to get their ass kicked by their fellow co-workers or school mates.
Jerk #1 - When you come to work on a Monday, has anyone ever told you, "Looks like someone's got the case of the Mondays."?
Jerk #2 - No... No man... Shit, no man... I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
Jerk #2 - No... No man... Shit, no man... I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
by Elmer November 25, 2005
A question asked to another person, which then turns into an insult. The person answering the question must answer with CDs, otherwise the insult will result in failure.
Jerk #1 - "Do you like CDs or Cassette?"
Jerk #2 - "CDs."
Jerk #1 - "Well, then you can see deez (CDs) nuts in your mouth sucka!"
Jerk #2 - "CDs."
Jerk #1 - "Well, then you can see deez (CDs) nuts in your mouth sucka!"
by Elmer April 01, 2005
A term used to describe a good friend that you have known almost your whole life. The word "brother" is used because the friend is extremely close to you to the point that he is almost like your brother--but from a different mother. And that rhymes. And you know that rhymes. Admit it!
by Elmer January 21, 2005
A term used to describe a male having sex with a female. 'Nuff said... See: Hittin' It, BUMP N GRIND, Sexing, Pay The Rent, and the list goes on and on...
by Elmer January 21, 2005
Some jerk: "Hi, can I please have your digits so I can call you tonight?"
Girl: "I think it's best if you gave me your digits." (in other words, "I don't wanna see or talk to you ever at all")
Girl: "I think it's best if you gave me your digits." (in other words, "I don't wanna see or talk to you ever at all")
by Elmer April 07, 2005
A category of language that is mixed with Tagalog and English. Most often used by Filipino people that have forgotten how to speak Tagalog. They mix the Tagalog words up with their English sentences.
"Kamusta. What are you going to be doing ngayong araw?"
by Elmer January 21, 2005
Jerk #1 - Hey dude, I slept with your girl last night.
Jerk #2 - (Clearly pissed)
Jerk #1 - Oh that's right. I went there.
Jerk #2 - (Clearly pissed)
Jerk #1 - Oh that's right. I went there.
by Elmer August 30, 2005