Definitions by Elmer
Just a Friend
A kind phrase that is said to end a relationship with another person. However, that person doesn't actually intend to become friends with the person he or she is breaking up with. Another way of perceiving this phrase is: "I'll talk to you today, but I don't intend to see or talk to you ever again."
"I know we've been going out for a couple of months, but I can't see you anything more than Just a Friend."
Just a Friend by Elmer March 31, 2005
Ms. Right
A term used to describe a girl whom you feel is the person to spend the rest of your life with. However, most men go through their entire lives not being able to meet that special girl.
Wifey Material
A phrase often used to describe a girl whom you feel possesses certain qualities that qualifies her to be a model wife for you.
1) Kind
2) Sweet
3) Caring
4) Compassionate
Also see: Wifey
1) Kind
2) Sweet
3) Caring
4) Compassionate
Also see: Wifey
Wifey Material by Elmer March 23, 2005
Silver Medal
A term used to describe a woman that a man settled for.
The man ends up settling for just about any girl willing to be with him out of fear that he might end up dying alone. It means that the man was unable to attain the "gold medal" (the girl of his dreams) and ends up settling for any girl that is willing to be with him.
The man ends up settling for just about any girl willing to be with him out of fear that he might end up dying alone. It means that the man was unable to attain the "gold medal" (the girl of his dreams) and ends up settling for any girl that is willing to be with him.
Jerk #1: Dude, why did you ask that girl out? Man she was uuug-ly!
Jerk #2: Michelle just broke up with me so I figured I'd settle for Lois. She's my Silver Medal.
Jerk #2: Michelle just broke up with me so I figured I'd settle for Lois. She's my Silver Medal.
Silver Medal by Elmer January 28, 2005
Sippin' On Some Sizzerp
Quite possibly the trippiest song by the rap group Three Six Mafia. It has several references to hip-hop lifestyle like "getting crunk", "Rockin' The Ganj" and partying with hoes.
The group consists of Pimp C, DJ Paul, Juicy J, and Bun B.
The group consists of Pimp C, DJ Paul, Juicy J, and Bun B.
"If you got 16, you can get a biz-erp. I'm chokin' on that doja sweet and sippin' on that siz-zerp."
"Sippin' on some siz-zerp, sip, sippin' on some, sip" x8
"Sippin' on some siz-zerp, sip, sippin' on some, sip" x8
Sippin' On Some Sizzerp by Elmer January 26, 2005
Worlds Collide Theory
A theory which states that a man must keep his personal life (i.e. friends) separate from his relationship side (i.e. girlfriend). Should the two worlds come into contact with each other (by means of his girlfriend becoming friends with his friends), both worlds blow up.
"If Relationship George walks through that door, he will kill Independent George! A George divided against itself, cannot stand!" - George Costanza
Worlds Collide Theory by Elmer January 22, 2005