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A phrase used to describe someone that has a bad mood when he or she comes to work or school on Mondays.
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A phrase that someone uses if he or she wants to get their ass kicked by their fellow co-workers or school mates.
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A phrase that someone uses if he or she wants to get their ass kicked by their fellow co-workers or school mates.
Jerk #1 - When you come to work on a Monday, has anyone ever told you, "Looks like someone's got the case of the Mondays."?
Jerk #2 - No... No man... Shit, no man... I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
Jerk #2 - No... No man... Shit, no man... I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that.
by Elmer November 25, 2005
Get the Case of the Mondays mug.Anything that helps a person perform self-gratification (i.e. masturbate). These materials range from magazines to movies, but not limited to inanimate objects (i.e. the use of one's own imagination).
by Elmer January 5, 2006
Get the Masturbatory Aid mug.A term used to describe a male having sex with a female. 'Nuff said... See: Hittin' It, BUMP N GRIND, Sexing, Pay The Rent, and the list goes on and on...
by Elmer January 20, 2005
Get the Gettin' In The Guts mug.A question asked to another person, which then turns into an insult. The person answering the question must answer with CDs, otherwise the insult will result in failure.
Jerk #1 - "Do you like CDs or Cassette?"
Jerk #2 - "CDs."
Jerk #1 - "Well, then you can see deez (CDs) nuts in your mouth sucka!"
Jerk #2 - "CDs."
Jerk #1 - "Well, then you can see deez (CDs) nuts in your mouth sucka!"
by Elmer April 1, 2005
Get the CDs or Cassette? mug.Quite possibly the trippiest song by the rap group Three Six Mafia. It has several references to hip-hop lifestyle like "getting crunk", "Rockin' The Ganj" and partying with hoes.
The group consists of Pimp C, DJ Paul, Juicy J, and Bun B.
The group consists of Pimp C, DJ Paul, Juicy J, and Bun B.
"If you got 16, you can get a biz-erp. I'm chokin' on that doja sweet and sippin' on that siz-zerp."
"Sippin' on some siz-zerp, sip, sippin' on some, sip" x8
"Sippin' on some siz-zerp, sip, sippin' on some, sip" x8
by Elmer January 26, 2005
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Get the T-Dot-o-Dot mug.The act of taking a jizz on a woman's ass while she's still wearing her pants. The result of the man's unwillingness to wait for sex with his old lady creates a white stain on the woman's pants that is extremely difficult to get rid of.
Jerk #1 - "Yo brotha, there's a white stain on the back of your girlfriend's pants."
Jerk #2 - "I know. Last night I was so anxious to have sex with her, but I ended up giving her a cum bum instead."
Jerk #1 - "Word."
Jerk #2 - "I know. Last night I was so anxious to have sex with her, but I ended up giving her a cum bum instead."
Jerk #1 - "Word."
by Elmer April 9, 2005
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