Elmer's definitions

Just a Friend

A kind phrase that is said to end a relationship with another person. However, that person doesn't actually intend to become friends with the person he or she is breaking up with. Another way of perceiving this phrase is: "I'll talk to you today, but I don't intend to see or talk to you ever again."

"I know we've been going out for a couple of months, but I can't see you anything more than Just a Friend."

by Elmer March 31, 2005

Coulterism

Data that has been deliberately misrepresented or completely fabricated in order to support and otherwise unsupportable partisan position.

Dan's report on the impact of the housing development on the wetlands was so filled with coulterisms that we were not surprised to discover he was on the developer's payroll.

by elmer January 5, 2004

Alladat

A combination of the words "All," "of" and "That." Together they are pronounced "All of That," or a shorter version is just All that.

It is a word used to praise or compliment someone or something for being on top of his/her/its game.

Jerk #1: "Ey, check out that girl down the street. Man she's alladat!"

Jerk #2: "Yemen."

by Elmer June 5, 2005

Brother From Another Mother

A term used to describe a good friend that you have known almost your whole life. The word "brother" is used because the friend is extremely close to you to the point that he is almost like your brother--but from a different mother. And that rhymes. And you know that rhymes. Admit it!

"What's happenin' my brother from another mother?"

by Elmer January 20, 2005

"J"

A one letter abbreviation of "Jumper". It refers to a person's shot in basketball.

Some cocky assclown: "Yo dawg, I know you not puttin' that Rock up from here 'cause you ain't gots no J."

by Elmer January 20, 2005

I Went There

I common retort used against the overly used phrase Don't go there.

Jerk #1 - Hey dude, I slept with your girl last night.

Jerk #2 - (Clearly pissed)

Jerk #1 - Oh that's right. I went there.

by Elmer September 6, 2005

Pussalia

The great Greek goddess of pussy. Most often placed on a pedestal by men who feel that pussy is something that is very hard to attain.

"You know what your problem is? You're making the pussy out to be some sort of Greek goddess named Pussalia and you're putting it on a pedestal."

by Elmer December 25, 2005