Elmer's definitions

pullin a bentley

Strung out and sketchy, usually after drinkin and poundin hard drugs for a couple pf days straight. Originating from the sketch master himself, Craig Bentley

Haha, look at Wes over there pullin a bentley...He looks twisted.

by Elmer May 26, 2004

Masturbatory Aid

Anything that helps a person perform self-gratification (i.e. masturbate). These materials range from magazines to movies, but not limited to inanimate objects (i.e. the use of one's own imagination).

Playboy is the common masturbatory aid among adolescents.

by Elmer January 5, 2006

T-Dot-o-Dot

Another slang term for Toronto (as opposed to T-dot).

Toronto = T.O. = T-Dot-o-Dot.

See? It pronounces all four characters in T.O.

by Elmer April 9, 2005

Cum Bum

The act of taking a jizz on a woman's ass while she's still wearing her pants. The result of the man's unwillingness to wait for sex with his old lady creates a white stain on the woman's pants that is extremely difficult to get rid of.

Jerk #1 - "Yo brotha, there's a white stain on the back of your girlfriend's pants."

Jerk #2 - "I know. Last night I was so anxious to have sex with her, but I ended up giving her a cum bum instead."

Jerk #1 - "Word."

by Elmer April 9, 2005

Worlds Collide Theory

A theory which states that a man must keep his personal life (i.e. friends) separate from his relationship side (i.e. girlfriend). Should the two worlds come into contact with each other (by means of his girlfriend becoming friends with his friends), both worlds blow up.

"If Relationship George walks through that door, he will kill Independent George! A George divided against itself, cannot stand!" - George Costanza

by Elmer January 22, 2005

Ms. Right

A term used to describe a girl whom you feel is the person to spend the rest of your life with. However, most men go through their entire lives not being able to meet that special girl.

"I wonder when I will finally meet Ms. Right..."

by Elmer March 23, 2005

Can I have your digits?

A question used to request for one's phone number.

Some jerk: "Hi, can I please have your digits so I can call you tonight?"

Girl: "I think it's best if you gave me your digits." (in other words, "I don't wanna see or talk to you ever at all")

by Elmer April 7, 2005