Elmer's definitions

Sippin' On Some Sizzerp

Quite possibly the trippiest song by the rap group Three Six Mafia. It has several references to hip-hop lifestyle like "getting crunk", "Rockin' The Ganj" and partying with hoes.

The group consists of Pimp C, DJ Paul, Juicy J, and Bun B.

"If you got 16, you can get a biz-erp. I'm chokin' on that doja sweet and sippin' on that siz-zerp."

"Sippin' on some siz-zerp, sip, sippin' on some, sip" x8

by Elmer January 26, 2005

CDs or Cassette?

A question asked to another person, which then turns into an insult. The person answering the question must answer with CDs, otherwise the insult will result in failure.

Jerk #1 - "Do you like CDs or Cassette?"

Jerk #2 - "CDs."

Jerk #1 - "Well, then you can see deez (CDs) nuts in your mouth sucka!"

by Elmer April 1, 2005

I Went There

I common retort used against the overly used phrase Don't go there.

Jerk #1 - Hey dude, I slept with your girl last night.

Jerk #2 - (Clearly pissed)

Jerk #1 - Oh that's right. I went there.

by Elmer September 6, 2005

Worlds Collide Theory

A theory which states that a man must keep his personal life (i.e. friends) separate from his relationship side (i.e. girlfriend). Should the two worlds come into contact with each other (by means of his girlfriend becoming friends with his friends), both worlds blow up.

"If Relationship George walks through that door, he will kill Independent George! A George divided against itself, cannot stand!" - George Costanza

by Elmer January 22, 2005

Cum Bum

The act of taking a jizz on a woman's ass while she's still wearing her pants. The result of the man's unwillingness to wait for sex with his old lady creates a white stain on the woman's pants that is extremely difficult to get rid of.

Jerk #1 - "Yo brotha, there's a white stain on the back of your girlfriend's pants."

Jerk #2 - "I know. Last night I was so anxious to have sex with her, but I ended up giving her a cum bum instead."

Jerk #1 - "Word."

by Elmer April 9, 2005

Two Steppin'

A dance shuffle performed by people who don't know how to dance. It usually involves moving from side to side and nodding your head to the beat of the music.

"Look at this fool two-steppin' up in the club."

by Elmer January 19, 2005

Brew-Ha-Ha

A term used to describe a fight. Synonym: Melee.

"Last night while I was at Subway, I witnessed a rather WEAK brew-ha-ha between two wiggers. Probably fighting over their baby's mama."

by Elmer January 20, 2005