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Masturbatory Aid

Anything that helps a person perform self-gratification (i.e. masturbate). These materials range from magazines to movies, but not limited to inanimate objects (i.e. the use of one's own imagination).
Playboy is the common masturbatory aid among adolescents.
by Elmer January 5, 2006
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Sippin' On Some Sizzerp

Quite possibly the trippiest song by the rap group Three Six Mafia. It has several references to hip-hop lifestyle like "getting crunk", "Rockin' The Ganj" and partying with hoes.

The group consists of Pimp C, DJ Paul, Juicy J, and Bun B.
"If you got 16, you can get a biz-erp. I'm chokin' on that doja sweet and sippin' on that siz-zerp."

"Sippin' on some siz-zerp, sip, sippin' on some, sip" x8
by Elmer January 26, 2005
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Pussalia

The great Greek goddess of pussy. Most often placed on a pedestal by men who feel that pussy is something that is very hard to attain.
"You know what your problem is? You're making the pussy out to be some sort of Greek goddess named Pussalia and you're putting it on a pedestal."
by Elmer December 25, 2005
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De-gift

To take back something that was given to someone else.
"If he can re-gift, why can't you de-gift?"
by Elmer January 19, 2005
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Coulterism

Data that has been deliberately misrepresented or completely fabricated in order to support and otherwise unsupportable partisan position.
Dan's report on the impact of the housing development on the wetlands was so filled with coulterisms that we were not surprised to discover he was on the developer's payroll.
by elmer January 5, 2004
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Gettin' In The Guts

A term used to describe a male having sex with a female. 'Nuff said... See: Hittin' It, BUMP N GRIND, Sexing, Pay The Rent, and the list goes on and on...
"Yo son, are you gettin' in the guts with that girl or what?"
by Elmer January 20, 2005
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Cum Bum

The act of taking a jizz on a woman's ass while she's still wearing her pants. The result of the man's unwillingness to wait for sex with his old lady creates a white stain on the woman's pants that is extremely difficult to get rid of.
Jerk #1 - "Yo brotha, there's a white stain on the back of your girlfriend's pants."

Jerk #2 - "I know. Last night I was so anxious to have sex with her, but I ended up giving her a cum bum instead."

Jerk #1 - "Word."
by Elmer April 9, 2005
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