Elmer's definitions

Just a Friend

A kind phrase that is said to end a relationship with another person. However, that person doesn't actually intend to become friends with the person he or she is breaking up with. Another way of perceiving this phrase is: "I'll talk to you today, but I don't intend to see or talk to you ever again."

"I know we've been going out for a couple of months, but I can't see you anything more than Just a Friend."

by Elmer March 31, 2005

Bauwce

A slang term for the word "boss" in the souf. Popularized by the Houston Rapper, Slim Thug, who constantly refers to himself as this.

"I got it made the big bauwce of da north. Ain't shit change, I still represent Swisha House, HA!"

-Slim Thug on "Still Tippin'"

by Elmer October 29, 2005

I Went There

I common retort used against the overly used phrase Don't go there.

Jerk #1 - Hey dude, I slept with your girl last night.

Jerk #2 - (Clearly pissed)

Jerk #1 - Oh that's right. I went there.

by Elmer September 6, 2005

CDs or Cassette?

A question asked to another person, which then turns into an insult. The person answering the question must answer with CDs, otherwise the insult will result in failure.

Jerk #1 - "Do you like CDs or Cassette?"

Jerk #2 - "CDs."

Jerk #1 - "Well, then you can see deez (CDs) nuts in your mouth sucka!"

by Elmer April 1, 2005

Gettin' In The Guts

A term used to describe a male having sex with a female. 'Nuff said... See: Hittin' It, BUMP N GRIND, Sexing, Pay The Rent, and the list goes on and on...

"Yo son, are you gettin' in the guts with that girl or what?"

by Elmer January 20, 2005

Cum Bum

The act of taking a jizz on a woman's ass while she's still wearing her pants. The result of the man's unwillingness to wait for sex with his old lady creates a white stain on the woman's pants that is extremely difficult to get rid of.

Jerk #1 - "Yo brotha, there's a white stain on the back of your girlfriend's pants."

Jerk #2 - "I know. Last night I was so anxious to have sex with her, but I ended up giving her a cum bum instead."

Jerk #1 - "Word."

by Elmer April 9, 2005

Worlds Collide Theory

A theory which states that a man must keep his personal life (i.e. friends) separate from his relationship side (i.e. girlfriend). Should the two worlds come into contact with each other (by means of his girlfriend becoming friends with his friends), both worlds blow up.

"If Relationship George walks through that door, he will kill Independent George! A George divided against itself, cannot stand!" - George Costanza

by Elmer January 22, 2005