Elmer's definitions

I Went There

I common retort used against the overly used phrase Don't go there.

Jerk #1 - Hey dude, I slept with your girl last night.

Jerk #2 - (Clearly pissed)

Jerk #1 - Oh that's right. I went there.

by Elmer September 6, 2005

Just a Friend

A kind phrase that is said to end a relationship with another person. However, that person doesn't actually intend to become friends with the person he or she is breaking up with. Another way of perceiving this phrase is: "I'll talk to you today, but I don't intend to see or talk to you ever again."

"I know we've been going out for a couple of months, but I can't see you anything more than Just a Friend."

by Elmer March 31, 2005

pullin a bentley

Strung out and sketchy, usually after drinkin and poundin hard drugs for a couple pf days straight. Originating from the sketch master himself, Craig Bentley

Haha, look at Wes over there pullin a bentley...He looks twisted.

by Elmer May 26, 2004

Silver Medal

A term used to describe a woman that a man settled for.

The man ends up settling for just about any girl willing to be with him out of fear that he might end up dying alone. It means that the man was unable to attain the "gold medal" (the girl of his dreams) and ends up settling for any girl that is willing to be with him.

Jerk #1: Dude, why did you ask that girl out? Man she was uuug-ly!

Jerk #2: Michelle just broke up with me so I figured I'd settle for Lois. She's my Silver Medal.

by Elmer January 28, 2005

Cum Bum

The act of taking a jizz on a woman's ass while she's still wearing her pants. The result of the man's unwillingness to wait for sex with his old lady creates a white stain on the woman's pants that is extremely difficult to get rid of.

Jerk #1 - "Yo brotha, there's a white stain on the back of your girlfriend's pants."

Jerk #2 - "I know. Last night I was so anxious to have sex with her, but I ended up giving her a cum bum instead."

Jerk #1 - "Word."

by Elmer April 9, 2005

CDs or Cassette?

A question asked to another person, which then turns into an insult. The person answering the question must answer with CDs, otherwise the insult will result in failure.

Jerk #1 - "Do you like CDs or Cassette?"

Jerk #2 - "CDs."

Jerk #1 - "Well, then you can see deez (CDs) nuts in your mouth sucka!"

by Elmer April 1, 2005

Gettin' In The Guts

A term used to describe a male having sex with a female. 'Nuff said... See: Hittin' It, BUMP N GRIND, Sexing, Pay The Rent, and the list goes on and on...

"Yo son, are you gettin' in the guts with that girl or what?"

by Elmer January 20, 2005