2 definitions by ElinorG

critical ass

adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.

Jesus, I can't zip up these jeans anymore - I've reached critical ass!

by ElinorG September 29, 2006

n. a) personal outifit, clothes, dress of a whore b) a whore's equipment except clothes or weapons.

I thought her suitcase was rather small until I realized it probably only contained crusty thongs and other whorecutrements.

by ElinorG September 29, 2006