Eli's definitions

trooper

A queer-bait that wears pink slippers and loves to ride 26" spinnaz

OOO, I love it when you stick me with that spinna Switch!

by Eli May 23, 2004

stank

when you roll a joint and add some coke (cocaine) to it

did you smoke straight weed last night? naaaa we were smokin stanks!

by eli January 28, 2005

Sobvs

Short for so obvious.

I was going to tell you we were going to Pizza Hut, but I thought it was sobvs.

by Eli June 19, 2006

cheerleading

While some bitches try to say cheerleading is a sport like Sarah and Kelly they often forget there is no point. The point of cheerleading is to cheer for another team, but now they go and do routines that have no purpose. Therefore they must rename the rutines to a new name because they are not cheering for something else. SO cheerleading also should have good looking girls which is not the case anymore. They have the fat ones lift the skinny ugly ones with fake smiles. So to all the cheerleaders out there please stop it is really gay. and to all the male cheerleaders just die

Cheerleading is really not a sport.

by Eli March 9, 2005

Gisp

The region between the scrotum and the anus, or the hair thereof. See also taint, gooch and anal beard

That really gets my gisp

Or

Don't itch your gisp in public

by Eli November 22, 2003

Smurfalicous

Adj:Cool awesome or sweet. a funny thing to say. How bOut we start a trend!

WOW THAT nose job is smurfalicous

by Eli November 26, 2004

borf nugget

A worthless being who has no reason to live. Basically givin the title of sucking at life. AKA Fankle Fork

Entering the class room Nate Arnold was not suprised Eli called him a big fat Borf Nugget

by Eli March 14, 2005