Eli's definitions

Sobvs

Short for so obvious.

I was going to tell you we were going to Pizza Hut, but I thought it was sobvs.

by Eli June 19, 2006

glome

A liar, a cheat, a theif, a veg

Don't believe anything that guy up there tells you

"hey glo...GIMME BACK MY WALLET DICKFACE!!"

by Eli January 1, 2005

crockett cougars

The Greatest Drumline In the world goes to this highschool and performes the best cadences in the world!! go to www.swt.com then search for cdl

we make um say daaaaammmnn

by Eli August 29, 2003

The Beatles

the most fantastic band that has ever existed!!!

all you need is love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by eli November 17, 2003

sloobies

Falling asleep on a girl's boobies.

I just had sloobies with your girlfriend.

by Eli December 12, 2003

cheerleading

While some bitches try to say cheerleading is a sport like Sarah and Kelly they often forget there is no point. The point of cheerleading is to cheer for another team, but now they go and do routines that have no purpose. Therefore they must rename the rutines to a new name because they are not cheering for something else. SO cheerleading also should have good looking girls which is not the case anymore. They have the fat ones lift the skinny ugly ones with fake smiles. So to all the cheerleaders out there please stop it is really gay. and to all the male cheerleaders just die

Cheerleading is really not a sport.

by Eli March 9, 2005

borf nugget

A worthless being who has no reason to live. Basically givin the title of sucking at life. AKA Fankle Fork

Entering the class room Nate Arnold was not suprised Eli called him a big fat Borf Nugget

by Eli March 14, 2005